North Korea played Trump like a fiddle.
Trump trash talked a lot of shit about North Korea, nearly inflaming the peninsula back into a hot war.
So last year, on Trump's watch, North Korea kidnapped two more American hostages, bringing their total to three.
Then, in a "goodwill gesture", they gave the hostages back. Trump's ego inflated so bigly, he had to meet the hostages outdoors.
The next thing you know, Trump went from a Nork basher to not being able to say enough nice things about his new magnificent friend Kim.
And then, the coup de grâce. North Korea finally got a photo op on the world stage with the leader of the most powerful country on Earth. Prestige, baby! Something which every US leader had the good sense to deny them until now.
And North Korea had to give up...nothing.
Brilliant. Well played, North Korea. Well played.
Next time, take Rodman. Trump will publicly fellate your dick when you give him back.