Magical Misery Tour Lyrics
I resent performing for you fuckers,
Tell me, what do you know?
A lot of ****** middle-class kids
Wearing long hair and trendy clothes.
Look, I'm not your ******* parents
And I'm sick of uptight hippies coming knocking at me door
With a ******* peace symbol
Get this, got that I don't owe you fuckers anything.
And all I've got to say is "**** you!"
The sky is blue.
And Mick Jagger
I think that Mick's a joke with all his stupid ****** dancing
I always did.
Wiggling his arse, you know, its just a lot of bullshit.
And where does he come off saying all those tarty things about the Beatles?
When every ******* thing we ever did Mick tried to copy
and you know we even wrote his second ******* record for him
No, the Stones, aren't the same in class as the Beatles,
either music-wise or power-wise; they never ever were.
Pardon me sir.
Paul said he hated Yoko
Tell me, why should Yoko have to take that kind of shit -
shit from those ******* sons of bitches?
George said she gave off evil vibes
I should have beat the ******* shit right out of him,
him with his ******* Hari Krishnas.
Me Auntie she tore up me ******* poems
She just threw the bastards out.
I can't forgive her 'cause she didn't treat me like a ******* genius.
Look, you bastards, I'm a genius!
Like Shakespeare and Beethoven and Van Gogh.
Don't you DARE criticize my work!
"Don't Worry Kyoko" is one of the ******* BEST rock and roll records ever made!
I'm a ******* artist!
I'm sensitive as shit!
I throw up before I go on stage!
I could make a guitar SPEAK!
If I could be a fisherman, I would, But I CAN'T because I'm a ******* GENIUS!
I was the Walrus - Paul wasn't the Walrus!
I was just saying that to be nice, but I was actually the Walrus!
You know that rubbish he's been singing?
EASTMAN WAS AN ANIMAL! A ******* STUPID MIDDLE-CLASS PIG!
I WON'T LET ******* ANIMALS LIKE THAT NEAR ME!
Yoko is a supreme intellectual!
I'll tell you why nobody likes her music
because she's a woman, and she's Oriental, that's why!
Where are you Mother?
They're trying to crucify me!
Genius is pain,
Genius is pain,
Genius is pain,
Genius is PAIN!!
YOKO!!!! MOTHER!!!!
{Fade out on howling and gutteral screaming)
Yoko's voice: The dleam is over.