What Are You Drinking Right Now?

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uhhhh....
Ya.....
That's it......

Kitten Livers with Onion Marmalade
Yield: 2 servings

1/2 cup butter
2/3 cup snipped fresh chives
1/2 cup sliced white onion
1/2 cup sliced red onion
1/2 cup sliced leeks
3 large shallots, sliced
2 teaspoons chopped garlic
1/4 cup Sherry
1/2 cup half and half
salt and pepper
1/2 LB kitten livers

Melt 1/4 cup butter in a cast iron skillet over medium heat. Add chives, onions, leeks, shallots and garlic and cook until tender. Add sherry and stir until no liquid remains. Increase heat to high. Add half and half and boil until reduced, stirring constantly. Season with salt and pepper. Remove and set aside.

Melt remaining butter over medium-high heat. Add kitten livers and cook to desired doneness. We recommend eating kitten livers medium rare.

Let me be the first to say...

You're gonna get in trouble....You're gonna get in trouble....

 

[Shattered]

uhhhh....
Ya.....
That's it......

Kitten Livers with Onion Marmalade
Yield: 2 servings

1/2 cup butter
2/3 cup snipped fresh chives
1/2 cup sliced white onion
1/2 cup sliced red onion
1/2 cup sliced leeks
3 large shallots, sliced
2 teaspoons chopped garlic
1/4 cup Sherry
1/2 cup half and half
salt and pepper
1/2 LB kitten livers

Melt 1/4 cup butter in a cast iron skillet over medium heat. Add chives, onions, leeks, shallots and garlic and cook until tender. Add sherry and stir until no liquid remains. Increase heat to high. Add half and half and boil until reduced, stirring constantly. Season with salt and pepper. Remove and set aside.

Melt remaining butter over medium-high heat. Add kitten livers and cook to desired doneness. We recommend eating kitten livers medium rare.

:chains: :chains: :chains:


Now I'm really out.. Later.

 

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:chains: :chains: :chains:


Now I'm really out.. Later.

Like I said.....

We have a lot of kitty...umm...I mean...Kitten lovers here.....

 

[Shattered]

Like I said.....

We have a lot of kitty...umm...I mean...Kitten lovers here.....

Now you've done it... To even imply... :bat:

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Like I said.....

We have a lot of kitty...umm...I mean...Kitten lovers here.....

I'm allergic to CATS, but thank God....
NOT KITTY

 

[dmp]

Like I said.....

We have a lot of kitty...umm...I mean...Kitten lovers here.....

/me raises hand. Now...if I could find one that loved me BACK....

 

[Abbey Normal]

uhhhh....
Ya.....
That's it......

Kitten Livers with Onion Marmalade
Yield: 2 servings

1/2 cup butter
2/3 cup snipped fresh chives
1/2 cup sliced white onion
1/2 cup sliced red onion
1/2 cup sliced leeks
3 large shallots, sliced
2 teaspoons chopped garlic
1/4 cup Sherry
1/2 cup half and half
salt and pepper
1/2 LB kitten livers

Melt 1/4 cup butter in a cast iron skillet over medium heat. Add chives, onions, leeks, shallots and garlic and cook until tender. Add sherry and stir until no liquid remains. Increase heat to high. Add half and half and boil until reduced, stirring constantly. Season with salt and pepper. Remove and set aside.

Melt remaining butter over medium-high heat. Add kitten livers and cook to desired doneness. We recommend eating kitten livers medium rare.

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

You have to read EVERYTHING from the last page to get the joke.

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

/me raises hand. Now...if I could find one that loved me BACK....

"A prostitute is someone who will love you no matter who you are
or what you look like"

 

[dmp]

"A prostitute is someone who will love you no matter who you are or what you look like"

Isn't that from the Family Guy??

...might be cheaper that way, too! At least I wouldn't have to pay, directly, for her house, furniture-building, food, clothes, etc...you may be onto something here.

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Isn't that from the Family Guy??

...might be cheaper that way, too! At least I wouldn't have to pay, directly, for her house, furniture-building, food, clothes, etc...you may be onto something here.

Southpark.
I've made it my new signature.

 

[Mr. P]

Liver is okay.
Anyone ever had kitty lips? Yummy!

*on the run, entering witness protection program*

 

[dmp]

Southpark.
I've made it my new signature.

NICE

 

[Abbey Normal]

You have to read EVERYTHING from the last page to get the joke.

I read the whole thread.

Btw, I like the long hair too.

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Liver is okay.
Anyone ever had kitty lips? Yummy!

*on the run, entering witness protection program*

ooooo
Are you taking orders???
I'll have mine with no whiskers please.

 

[dmp]

ooooo
Are you taking orders???
I'll have mine with no whiskers please.

Make that two, to-go please.

 

[no1tovote4]

Drink a Red Bull...
That's what I do.

Yeah, "It gives you wings."

(probably so you can fly away from the horrible tasting substance that you have just forced your body to ingest.)

 

[Mr. P]

ooooo
Are you taking orders???
I'll have mine with no whiskers please.

No mail orders..they're best when served HOT!

 

[GotZoom]

Kitty
lips
wings

Gentlemen, we're all going to Hell.

 

[dmp]

Now you've done it... To even imply... :bat:

Indeed


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