Whaddya know! obama was really born in Kenya!

[Vast LWC]

Mitt Romney is a Mexican, like his father before him. Why won't he give us his real birth certificate?

That's a good point. I think you should start a new thread on it and do a little investigation.

Investigation? Why would I need to do that?

I'll just demand Romney's birth certificate and declare it to be a fake.

His father was born in Mexico, after all.

 

[G.T.]

You're being purposefully obtuse.

"Nevermind the actual birth certificate, let's just say how easily it is to fake a fuggin newspaper article "

My qoute to your long diatribe about the birth announcement still has the same point to it, which wasn't much at all to do with the announcement but more to do with the rest of my quote that you so eloquently ignored.

No. You are just being silly and stubborn. It is NOT difficult at all -- not even a little -- to fake a birth announcement. I refuted your silly trite tripe.
Deal with it.

You have made some good points, as I was honest enough to note earlier. But some of your arguments are so poor they actually serve to undercut your position.

Here's your lie, since I never said it was difficult. N'or implied it.

Lie

or lack of reading comprehension.

either/or, it's priceless and it's right there

 

[mal]

Damn... That's a lot of people in G.T.'s Sigline... Err, the area underneath his apparently VERY thin skin...



peace...

 

[G.T.]

Damn... That's a lot of people in G.T.'s Sigline... Err, the area underneath his apparently VERY thin skin...



peace...

negative three on account of cornball ishness.

 

[Liability]

No. You are just being silly and stubborn. It is NOT difficult at all -- not even a little -- to fake a birth announcement. I refuted your silly trite tripe.
Deal with it.

You have made some good points, as I was honest enough to note earlier. But some of your arguments are so poor they actually serve to undercut your position.

Here's your lie, since I never said it was difficult. N'or implied it.

Lie

or lack of reading comprehension.

either/or, it's priceless and it's right there

Nope. No lie. And proper and accurate reading comprehension.

Your false denial is very telling however.

Muddle on.

 

[G.T.]

continued lie.

 

[Liability]

continued lie.

Yes, we know nothing will ever stop you. If you can't be honest, your posts have no value.

And they don't.

 

[G.T.]

Projection^

Liability V

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vgQalXaIxs]Liar - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Liability]

Projection^

Liability V

Liar - YouTube

Lamer ^ by the minute, that's our G.T.

 

[G.T.]

Projection ^

 

[Liability]

Projection ^

Fail ^

 

[The T]

Projection ^

Owned ^^

 

[G.T.]

Projection ^

Owned ^^

^ hammered

 

[Liability]

Projection ^

Owned ^^

^ hammered

Inability to grasp the complete humiliating nature of his fail ^

 

[G.T.]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uelHwf8o7_U&ob=av3e]Eminem - Love The Way You Lie ft. Rihanna - YouTube[/ame]

 

[G.T.]

Owned ^^

^ hammered

Inability to grasp the complete humiliating nature of his fail ^

You still can't comprehend that sentence, huh bawss?

 

[Liability]

Eminem - Love The Way You Lie ft. Rihanna - YouTube

G.T. has gone gay.

 

[Liability]

^ hammered

Inability to grasp the complete humiliating nature of his fail ^

You still can't comprehend that sentence, huh bawss?

Oh. I did. You are still denying it.

Your ultimate fail is duly noted!

 

[The T]

Projection ^

Owned ^^

^ hammered

NOT very bright and loser ^

 

[G.T.]

Do you imagine a 50+ year plot? Doesn't pass the smell test. Easily doesn't mean likely or even probable.

No conspiracy shit needed, either.

Let's say my mom and dad had gone back to the old land while she was heavy with child (moi). And just before she was set to fly back, they discovered that flying increases the risk of complications (yada yada). So the airline wouldn't let her fly. Hoo boy. She tries to arrange alternative transportation but sneaky old mother nature says, "ha!" So, there and then, I am born in another land.

Now mom isn't thinking about me running for president somewhere 35 or 50 years down the road. She just figures it will be a freakin' hassle for me to have to explain for the rest of my life that I wasn't born here. (As luck would have it, my dad is an alien to America and I was born in HIS homeland for purposes of this brilliant hypothetical, so don't get all worked up.) In fact, they want to make sure that I am always considered a U.S. citizen -- and JUST a U.S. citizen. So, she and dad sneakily CLAIM that I was born in NYC! Cut right the hell through all that Immigration Law crap and red tape and any bothersome questions now and for the rest of my days. (And even though I was "there" at the time I was born, damn'dest thing; I just don't remember it!)

Anyway, as part of the clever mom and pop cover story, they place an ad in the local newspaper announcing how I was born in that hospital in the Big City! The paper doesn't check it for validity. They just collect the ad fee and print that shit.

Years and years later, if I were to run for some big old elective office, maybe parts of my life would get vetted. And since the press would love my highly liberal ass (this is an alternate universe), they wouldn't REALLY vet me all that much. Cover story remains intact. Questions? Yeah. Maybe. Dismiss that as the looney musings of those conservatives and birfers. Who cares? I am a liberal so the press is at my beck and call. No need for that "investigative journalism" stuff.

And of course, I go on to kill Osama and ruin the economy. So all is good.

Nevermind the actual birth certificate, let's just say how easily it is to fake a fuggin newspaper article

^ unable to comprehend what this really means, bawss?

I'll take out the typo's:

Nevermind the actual birth certificate, let's just say how easy it is to fake a fuggin newspaper announcement


at thinking that means "It's hard to fake newspaper announcements"