Went bowling for about three hours yesterday. I thought this was a sport for old fat people.

[Anomalism]

My leg hurts. My arm hurts. My fingers hurt. What the ****? Lol

 

[1srelluc]

So I take it you will have to die in place when the "Civil War" kicks off?

 

[toobfreak]

My legs hurt. My arm hurts. What the ****? Lol

You're not supposed to lay across the lane while others roll balls at you!

 

[marvin martian]

My leg hurts. My arm hurts. My back is stiff. What the ****? Lol

Why do you think that?

 

[Anomalism]

You're not supposed to lay across the lane while others roll balls at you!

Getting drunk probably didn't help.

 

[BackAgain]

As one approaches the line before RELEASING the bowling ball, normally there is a kind of deep knee bend on the side opposite the ball.

Me no can do that anymore. So, I wisely and sagaciously decided: “hey. No more bowling.”

Bowling may not be just for young fit people. But it seems to demand cartilage. Elitist ******* sport.

 

[Anomalism]

As one approaches the line before relevant the bowling ball, normally there is a kind of deep knee bend on the side opposite the ball.

Me no can do that anymore. So, I wisely and sagaciously decided: “hey. No more bowling.”

Bowling may not be just for young fit people. But it seems to demand cartilage. Elitist ******* sport.

My eyes have been opened. Lol

 

[toobfreak]

Getting drunk probably didn't help.

You're lucky someone didn't mistake you for Biden and write 'Free Gaza' on your back.

 

[Anomalism]

You're lucky someone didn't mistake you for Biden and write 'Free Gaza' on your back.

Lol

I'm not creepy enough to be mistaken for Biden. I wasn't harassing kids or anything.

 

[22lcidw]

Did you happen to see Earl Anthony? Chris Shenkel said he would be there.

 

[Anomalism]

Did you happen to see Earl Anthony? Chris Shenkel said he would be there.

I've never even heard those names before. I assume that they are pretty formidable bowlers?

 

[Alan Stallion]

Earl Anthony was a very accomplished legendary left-handed bowler. He passed away in 2001.

I've bowled at a bowling center he operated in Dublin, California. Never met him though.

Chris Schenkel was a sportscaster who covered the bowling action.

 

[Alan Stallion]

My leg hurts. My arm hurts. My fingers hurt. What the ****? Lol

When you roll a ball that can be up to 16 pounds using muscles in a particular motion you're not accustomed to, soreness happens. If the fingers don't fit comfortably into a bowling ball, easy problem to have using a house ball, that doesn't help either.

 

[Mr. Friscus]

My leg hurts. My arm hurts. My fingers hurt. What the ****? Lol

If you throw anywhere near properly, you’ll weight shift heavily onto a single plant leg, you’ll propel the 12-16lb ball forward with one arm/shoulder repeatedly.. if you bowl a few games and you’re not used to it it can make your sore for sure.

Interesting fact: I once bowled a 299… 11 strikes and a great 12th ball that left one freaking pin wobbling back and forth like a middle finger.

 

[Harry Dresden]

My leg hurts. My arm hurts. My fingers hurt. What the ****? Lol

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