The Original Tree
Diamond Member
I just know all you humans missed me after thinking you had eradicated me and my friends mumps, measles, and polio. Feels like decades since I have been gone.
I can't wait to tour the country visiting your friends, your children, your wife, parents and grandparents.
Things keep going this good, I bet I could get my pal The Bubonic Plague to join me. Talk about good times? That guy knows how to party!
There's no better time in my book than to hang out with fleas, rats, and illegal immigrants living in filth in your city, so I thank you for making me feel so comfortable in your community.
PS: Love your outdoor toilet concept using the streets and sidewalks for human excrement. And the heroin needles scattered all about make for a nice homey touch. It really appeals to me.
See yah real soon
Sincerely, Typhus A Pestilence, Esq.
Los Angeles Is Dealing With A Deadly, Flea-Borne Typhus Outbreak
Typhus Epidemic Worsens in Los Angeles
Typhus reaches 'epidemic levels' in parts of Los Angeles
I can't wait to tour the country visiting your friends, your children, your wife, parents and grandparents.
Things keep going this good, I bet I could get my pal The Bubonic Plague to join me. Talk about good times? That guy knows how to party!
There's no better time in my book than to hang out with fleas, rats, and illegal immigrants living in filth in your city, so I thank you for making me feel so comfortable in your community.
PS: Love your outdoor toilet concept using the streets and sidewalks for human excrement. And the heroin needles scattered all about make for a nice homey touch. It really appeals to me.
See yah real soon
Sincerely, Typhus A Pestilence, Esq.
Los Angeles Is Dealing With A Deadly, Flea-Borne Typhus Outbreak
Typhus Epidemic Worsens in Los Angeles
Typhus reaches 'epidemic levels' in parts of Los Angeles
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