we will all be breed into midgets

[Fatality]

from an inside source, this picture shows the obama administrations experimentation into midget b breeding techiques to be e used on all people who use the h1n1 l shot or i inhaler. these midget e breeding techniques will be used to make Americans small and weak and unable to defend themselves v from the giants that are being e developed as superior fighting forces in another of the governments takeover plots.

 

[Si modo]

 

[Zoom-boing]

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[KittenKoder]

I actually wish I was a midget ... that would be cool.

 

[Zoom-boing]

I actually wish I was a midget ... that would be cool.

Sometimes I hang with really tall people and pretend I'm one.

 

[Godboy]

Oooh ooh! I want my midget shot!! Wheres the line forming?

Being a midget would rock. My bed would become massive, and id get sooo much more leg room in my car. Childrens clothing is much cheaper as well. The benifits are endless!!

 

[KittenKoder]

I actually wish I was a midget ... that would be cool.

Sometimes I hang with really tall people and pretend I'm one.

I do that to!

I can't stand being average, but I wouldn't want to be tall, it's so boring being able to blend into a crowd so easily.

 

[random3434]

I love it when drunks make threads.

Though, roomy is still the King........................

 

[KittenKoder]

*ponders running to the store to buy a can of beer*

 

[random3434]

*ponders running to the store to buy a can of beer*

To catch up to roomy you'll need a case of beer, a fifth of Jack and a bottle of Patron.

For starters.

 

[KittenKoder]

*ponders running to the store to buy a can of beer*

To catch up to roomy you'll need a case of beer, a fifth of Jack and a bottle of Patron.

For starters.

I want to get drunk off my ass, not alcohol poisoning!

 

[random3434]

*ponders running to the store to buy a can of beer*

To catch up to roomy you'll need a case of beer, a fifth of Jack and a bottle of Patron.

For starters.

I want to get drunk off my ass, not alcohol poisoning!

Well, for you about 3 Zima's should do it!





{do they even still make that crap? }

 

[KittenKoder]

To catch up to roomy you'll need a case of beer, a fifth of Jack and a bottle of Patron.

For starters.

I want to get drunk off my ass, not alcohol poisoning!

Well, for you about 3 Zima's should do it!





{do they even still make that crap? }

I don't know if they still make it, but that's what I use to drink when I did drink (about 6 years ago) ... 3 was always my "limit" to ... I am such a "lightweight".

 

[ABikerSailor]

Well..........one thing the giants should understand (being only 5'6 m'self.....), is that small people can fit in really good hiding places, so that when the giants attack, they won't see the midgets hiding under bushes, they wait until they're in the kill zone, and BOOM!

Surprise attack, guerilla warfare style.

Jim Gaffigan in his comedy routine stated that you should be careful if you fight a midget. If you win, the midget gives you gold. If they midget wins? You turn into a midget.

Hey......letting yourself get your ass kicked by a midget is cheaper than an H1N1 shot.............

 

[ABikerSailor]

By the way..........do you guys think that a midgets vagina would be (a) smaller (b) the same or (c) larger (in diameter, meaning snugness), than that of an average sized woman?

By the way, anyone ever watch midget porn? Pretty bizarre!

 

[Zoom-boing]

I actually wish I was a midget ... that would be cool.

Sometimes I hang with really tall people and pretend I'm one.

I do that to!

I can't stand being average, but I wouldn't want to be tall, it's so boring being able to blend into a crowd so easily.

I'm 5'2" - well, nearly - so I don't have to use too much imagination.

I came out of a concert once, tons and tons of people all around me and was outside for a good 10 minutes before I even knew it was snowing.

 

[KittenKoder]

Sometimes I hang with really tall people and pretend I'm one.

I do that to!

I can't stand being average, but I wouldn't want to be tall, it's so boring being able to blend into a crowd so easily.

I'm 5'2" - well, nearly - so I don't have to use too much imagination.

I came out of a concert once, tons and tons of people all around me and was outside for a good 10 minutes before I even knew it was snowing.

I think the "average" height needs to be recalibrate, I see a lot of people taller than me to lately, it seems humanity has grown at least a couple inches since the average was last determined.

 

[random3434]

Sometimes I hang with really tall people and pretend I'm one.

I do that to!

I can't stand being average, but I wouldn't want to be tall, it's so boring being able to blend into a crowd so easily.

I'm 5'2" - well, nearly - so I don't have to use too much imagination.

I came out of a concert once, tons and tons of people all around me and was outside for a good 10 minutes before I even knew it was snowing.

LOL!

I'm 5'10" and my best friend is 5'2" and cute and petite. When I was younger I always wished I was shorter, but then in high school everyone started catching up to me, and I found out guys liked tall chicks with long legs!

 

[Zoom-boing]

I do that to!

I can't stand being average, but I wouldn't want to be tall, it's so boring being able to blend into a crowd so easily.

I'm 5'2" - well, nearly - so I don't have to use too much imagination.

I came out of a concert once, tons and tons of people all around me and was outside for a good 10 minutes before I even knew it was snowing.

LOL!

I'm 5'10" and my best friend is 5'2" and cute and petite. When I was younger I always wished I was shorter, but then in high school everyone started catching up to me, and I found out guys liked tall chicks with long legs!

I've given up on getting any taller. Long and leggy I'll never be . . . but good things do come in small packages.

 

[KittenKoder]

I do that to!

I can't stand being average, but I wouldn't want to be tall, it's so boring being able to blend into a crowd so easily.

I'm 5'2" - well, nearly - so I don't have to use too much imagination.

I came out of a concert once, tons and tons of people all around me and was outside for a good 10 minutes before I even knew it was snowing.

LOL!

I'm 5'10" and my best friend is 5'2" and cute and petite. When I was younger I always wished I was shorter, but then in high school everyone started catching up to me, and I found out guys liked tall chicks with long legs!

I knew there was some reason I liked standing next to you!