Washington’s Dream


Who is this guy? Must be a comedian because his opening monologue was funny.

I love this skit. Instead of democracy or freedom, Washington was obsessed with a new way of measuring things like distance and liquids. I never noticed that some liquids are measured in quarts and some are measured in pints. Milk and alcohol are measured different? You never buy a gallon of booze right? Our system of measurements is kind of confusing. Why did we choose to be so different from the rest of the world?
 
Who is this guy? Must be a comedian because his opening monologue was funny.
Dunno. Must be.
Instead of democracy or freedom, Washington was obsessed with a new way of measuring things like distance and liquids.
I don't believe George Washington really gave a rat's ass.
I never noticed that some liquids are measured in quarts and some are measured in pints. Milk and alcohol are measured different? You never buy a gallon of booze right? Our system of measurements is kind of confusing. Why did we choose to be so different from the rest of the world?
Examining how weird we are is hilarious. Great skit.
 

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