As Jews have said for centuries: The Bible is not meant to be read. It is meant to be studied. When studied--especially in the original language--it is easy to understand the original story is not even close to what atheists (as well as others) claim it is saying.
If nothing else, stop looking at it as an encyclopedia of knowledge. It is a book of lessons--a lot of oral history that was presented in story form.
So the
talking snake is, uh, real??
Hasn't anyone ever tried to get you to eat Jesus in the form of a handy snack food?
Cute. Yes, one reason I can't be a Catholic is that I feel like a
vampire when I drink someone's blood, and a
zombie when I eat someone's flesh.
Ok, just kidding.
Doesn't "celebrating" the torture and death of Jesus every other sunday and high holiday seem strange too?
Careful there, this meriweather character is very subtle and might try to get you to believe that it is a holy obligation..
And some people don't believe in talking serpents..
Imagine that!
That’s only because you don’t have enough faith in God that he would be born into this world to testify to the truth and suffer death or manifest himself into the host for no other reason than we have faith that he would.
So therefore he will never do it for you and you will never be able to test it for yourself but will continue to criticize and ridicule those who have.
No its you who does not have faith that God is not and never was a human being. What you have faith in is a lie that contradicts the entire teaching of the law and all of the prophets including Jesus himself who said that the spirit alone gives life and that his words are both spirit and life not a matzo.
It is actually the absence of faith to believe that the living God could manifest himself into the host which was made by human hands, has no life, and is not God.
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Not to mention stupid.
It is no small coincidence that according to the gospel of John the only mention of flesh and blood was before the last supper and during the last supper the only one given bread was Judas, as a way for Jesus to identify his betrayer to the others who told Jesus they understood what he meant by his flesh and blood and the source of eternal life before when they said, "Your words are words of eternal life. We have faith and know you are the Holy One of God."
But when they asked who the traitor during the last supper he told them it was the person that he gives the bread dipped in wine to. Then he gave it to Judas...."and as soon as Judas received the bread, Satan entered him."
If you don't believe me you can look it up.
I am not criticizing, ridiculing or condemning you. I am telling you that you are already dead, already in hell, already under divine condemnation, oblivious to the fact that you are on your way to permanent destruction.
Everything that you write, everything that comes out of your head, everything that you profess to believe confirms this.
You have rejected the source of eternal life, the actual Body of Christ, words from God that form the body of the teaching that became his flesh, for something that does not even qualify as a cheap snack food.
You have made lying in the name of God, defying the divine commands, and desecrating the teachings of Jesus a religious duty.
If you feel embarrassed as if I was making fun of you ,it is because your conscience is condemning you, not me.