I AM! And obviously once again, been doing it for years, have pegged you perfectly. It's pretty much why all you had left was this pathetic post and some neg rep to offer up.
You pathetic little man.
My turn.
Let me look at my leftist crystal ball...
You're overweight, consider yourself a victim... probably of some vast left-wing conspiracy, from Arizona so you probably love pink panties, you were for Bush before you were against him, you think Tim Tebow would make a great quarterback in the NFL, you're well over age 50, possibly 60 (if not then damn), and the kicker...
... you're one of the 47%.
Maybe I'm the internet Jesus