Victoria's Secret

[signelect]

it's fantasy land for adult males, love to shop there even when I don't buy anything. You can let your imagination run wild.

 

[Ernie S.]

This is Victoria. I'd keep it a secret too.

 

[AllieBaba]

Victoria's Secret is that a proper woman doesn't need what she's selling to make her herself attractive to a Man.

I have to wonder... why would he capitalize "man"? Is he speaking in the first person?

 

[AllieBaba]

it's fantasy land for adult males, love to shop there even when I don't buy anything. You can let your imagination run wild.

Yuck! You know the girls shopping and working there find you creepy, right?

 

[Taft]

OK. now hold up! I go into Victoria's Secret without my wife. As a matter of fact, I don't think I have ever been in Victoria's Secret WITH my wife.

They have nice stuff. It isn't all skeezy. It's just nice. And I think a lady should have nice britches, amongst other nice things. So I get them for her.

None of the salespeople act all weird when I am in there.

 

[xsited1]

What do you suppose Victoria's secret really is???????

Anybody know?

I was trying to find it, but I just have dial-up.

 

[AllieBaba]

You just said you go in VS without your wife because it's an adult fantasy land.

And yuck! Women go there to buy underwear, not have some weird dude handling the garments and eyeing them. That's just gross.

I know I won't be shopping there, in the store, any time soon.

 

[Taft]

You just said you go in VS without your wife because it's an adult fantasy land.

And yuck! Women go there to buy underwear, not have some weird dude handling the garments and eyeing them. That's just gross.

I know I won't be shopping there, in the store, any time soon.

OK. I didn't say that. signelect did. I said I go there to buy things for my wife.

 

[AllieBaba]

Ok, sorry. He's the gross one, lol.

 

[Taft]

They do have some nice britches in there, though.

 

[syrenn]

OK. now hold up! I go into Victoria's Secret without my wife. As a matter of fact, I don't think I have ever been in Victoria's Secret WITH my wife.

They have nice stuff. It isn't all skeezy. It's just nice. And I think a lady should have nice britches, amongst other nice things. So I get them for her.

None of the salespeople act all weird when I am in there.

Now think hard.

Are you getting those nice brithches for her....or for you?

 

[syrenn]

They do have some nice britches in there, though.

Yeah, well their bra cup sizes only go up to DD.