insein
Senior Member
A married couple went to have their baby delivered. Upon their
arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would
transfer
a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if
they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of
it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining
that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever
experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt
fine and
asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The
husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood
pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they
decided
to try for 50%.
The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer
was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband
encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and
her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch.
arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would
transfer
a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if
they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of
it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining
that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever
experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt
fine and
asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The
husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood
pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they
decided
to try for 50%.
The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer
was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband
encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and
her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch.
