Fortunately they are from Virginia and even college grads would probably come up with gems such as:
"He's Morman."
Yabut, they'll probably be able to spell it.
This is actually a very good idea and works equally well no matter which side you're on.
When rw's were in college, er, uh, high school, uh, um, grade school -
Oh never mind, but most educated people are given the assignment to debate a point of view they do not themselves actually hold.
Its called education, which, as we hear every day, GObP/Repubs are against.