USMB Age Test

[Moonglow]

I never much liked the Quaalude, I was more of a blue Valium guy...

Nothing ever has been as good a high as good old high quality weed.

Things that can kill you scare me, and I popped very few pills and snorted relatively little coke back in the day.

I'm still here, many of my "rowdy friends" are long since dead.

I've known people to do some stupid shit on 'ludes and vals.

I never did a lot, just a few...I still miss Blonde Lebanese hash....

A good friend owned the first real head shop in the French Quarter.

He would get black hash, and black tar opium, that was unrivalled.

Wish we could achieve peace in the Middle East, and they could go back to what they do second best(besides killing each other)
and make high quality recreational smokes.

I haven't had Thai stick since 1979...I know the ME do make good smokage...So do the Spanish...But they seem to have stopped trying to smuggle it to the USA.

Had very little of that, but, liked what I had.

Best weed I ever had in any quantity was pre-rolled Hanoi Gold we bought outside of Cam Rahn Bay.

It was hallucinogenic.

Had to ditch ten lbs in Tokyo Bay because some other asshole fucked up, and the Japs were turning the ship inside out.

Fuckers searched my room and missed it three times before I could ditch it.

Arrogant bastards weren't nuked enough, IMNSMFHO.

Made you want to cry?

 

[Moonglow]

I never did a lot, just a few...I still miss Blonde Lebanese hash....

I miss the Lebanese red oil.

Smear a drop on a regular joint, and man, you were GONE, DIG IT!!!

Hash oil in Colorado is made from trim, when markets level out and legal weed spreads, a guy will be able to grow his own, and get it refined, using the BEST.

Yep, I'm about to hitch up the covered wagon and head on out there and buy a farm...If I can sell the one I have now...

I was tempted to buy a trailer and 160 acres.

Land is cheap, but, damn, it gets cold.

Still have it in the back of my mind.

Weed market collapsed in Washington, if all you want is good weed, you can save big bucks by going there.

Collapse is coming in CO, also.

Price was WAY too high, but, I made a recon up there just to see.

Was not impressed by most of the shops, or most of the product.

I'm thinking, a place up there for the Spring and Summer, grow my own, and then get out when it gets cold.

I just want to get away from the Bible Belt asshole ideology of existence....

Mind what you wish for.

I went to Boulder, "Occupy" mentality and professional "homeless" made me want to puke.

There is a group of fellows I know doing it by Durango....

 

[Roadrunner]

I took them in the 70's damn near everyone did.

I never much liked the Quaalude, I was more of a blue Valium guy...

Nothing ever has been as good a high as good old high quality weed.

Things that can kill you scare me, and I popped very few pills and snorted relatively little coke back in the day.

I'm still here, many of my "rowdy friends" are long since dead.

I've known people to do some stupid shit on 'ludes and vals.

Never did coke.... Everything else, but I was not into uppers. I'm hyper enough to begin with. I liked weed and opium. It slowed me down to everyone else's level.

I never really liked anything but the old standbys, LSD and weed.

Not sure I'd want to do LSD today, but, apparently it is making comeback, as CNN is advertising some special about LSD and Silicon Valley.

Heard the ad, but was in another room and not paying attention.

In my experience, real, pure LSD was not for the feint of heart or mind.

No it wasn't.....I have not done any since the later 1980's that was worth a darn...I still would..

Look for the special on CNN.

I am thinking good LSD could easily be found in pot-legal Washington.

I dropped some street acid in Seattle while a merchant marine, on a cold, rainy ass night.

Had heard a friend of a friend had moved there, and as luck would have it, I actually found him in the phone book, and he came and got me just as I was getting wiped out.

We went and saw "Alice's Restaurant"!!!

He got me back to my ship, and I never saw him again.

 

[Roadrunner]

Nothing ever has been as good a high as good old high quality weed.

Things that can kill you scare me, and I popped very few pills and snorted relatively little coke back in the day.

I'm still here, many of my "rowdy friends" are long since dead.

I've known people to do some stupid shit on 'ludes and vals.

I never did a lot, just a few...I still miss Blonde Lebanese hash....

A good friend owned the first real head shop in the French Quarter.

He would get black hash, and black tar opium, that was unrivalled.

Wish we could achieve peace in the Middle East, and they could go back to what they do second best(besides killing each other)
and make high quality recreational smokes.

I haven't had Thai stick since 1979...I know the ME do make good smokage...So do the Spanish...But they seem to have stopped trying to smuggle it to the USA.

Had very little of that, but, liked what I had.

Best weed I ever had in any quantity was pre-rolled Hanoi Gold we bought outside of Cam Rahn Bay.

It was hallucinogenic.

Had to ditch ten lbs in Tokyo Bay because some other asshole fucked up, and the Japs were turning the ship inside out.

Fuckers searched my room and missed it three times before I could ditch it.

Arrogant bastards weren't nuked enough, IMNSMFHO.

Made you want to cry?

Man, I'd have liked to have saved the weed.

It was in tan trashbags, in the box springs under the mattress.

Every time they searched under the mattresses I could see the bags, tucked in the corners.

I don't see how they missed it.

Never been so glad to ditch something in my life, but, as it turned out, had I stayed the course I could have gotten it to 'frisco.

 

[Valerie]

 

[rightwinger]

 

[Valerie]

 

[Valerie]

 

[Valerie]

 

[Hossfly]

A door stop?

 

[Valerie]

who knows what this is..?

 

[Pogo]

--- and with that eventually came....

 

[rightwinger]

who knows what this is..?

Answering machine?

 

[Nosmo King]

What were these products:

Vitalis

Ipana

Carter's

VO5

Dristan

Studebaker

 

[Pogo]

who knows what this is..?

Hey, that's not that old!

They still beat digital machines since the latter skimped so much on quality. And if you had a power interruption your messages still existed.

 

[Pogo]

What were these productas:

Vitalis

Ipana

Carter's

VO5

Dristan

Studebaker

Hair
Toothpaste
Liver pills
Hair
Nose
Car

Brusha brusha brusha....

 

[rightwinger]

 

[Valerie]

whenever the teacher broke out one of these, many kids took the lights-out opportunity to take a nap.

 

[Pogo]

 

[chikenwing]

Let's see you prove you're over 18!

The pen is used to rewind the tape when it gets eaten by the player.