US treasury stops making pennies and starts minting the new trillion dollar coin

[Votto]

Due to inflation and the fact that the penny now costs more to make than it is worth, the US Treasury has now ended it's production and will only mint one coin, which is the new trillion-dollar coin. "It's beautiful!" Declared Trump. "It was either that or go all digital, but hell if I be the President to usher in the mark of the beast. Nope, let democrats do that. This coin should help us get by till I'm gone."

Currently, the US Congress has passed legislation to spend a trillion dollars to study the effects of inflation and Congressional spending, to see if the two are really related like everyone keeps saying it is. Chuck Schumer objected, however saying, "There is no evidence that out-of-control spending raises inflation", raged Schumer. "Sure, those racist economic books written by whitey says this, but who reads those racist rags anyway?"

No word yet on whether the gazillion dollar bill will be printed next.

 

[Cellblock2429]

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Due to inflation and the fact that the penny now costs more to make than it is worth, the US Treasury has now ended it's production and will only mint one coin, which is the new trillion-dollar coin. "It's beautiful!" Declared Trump. "It was either that or go all digital, but hell if I be the President to usher in the mark of the beast. Nope, let democrats do that. This coin should help us get by till I'm gone."

Currently, the US Congress has passed legislation to spend a trillion dollars to study the effects of inflation and Congressional spending, to see if the two are really related like everyone keeps saying it is. Chuck Schumer objected, however saying, "There is no evidence that out-of-control spending raises inflation", raged Schumer. "Sure, those racist economic books written by whitey says this, but who reads those racist rags anyway?"

No word yet on whether the gazillion dollar bill will be printed next.

/---/ On a serious note, some have suggested tying the US dollar to rare earth minerals for $5,000 an ounce. Thus wiping out the US debt.

 

[Stann]

/---/ On a serious note, some have suggested tying the US dollar to rare earth minerals for $5,000 an ounce. Thus wiping out the US debt.

That trump has threatened the Ukraine and Greenland to get. Not good diplomacy.

 

[Cellblock2429]

That trump has threatened the Ukraine and Greenland to get. Not good diplomacy.

/----/ F*ck good diplomacy. America FIRST.

 

[Stann]

/----/ F*ck good diplomacy. America FIRST.

Correct , that's exactly what you guys are saying , no different from the russian thug leader Putin. The US used to have values