Come and listen to a story about Californian named Jed
A poor Los Angeleno, barely kept his family fed
And then one day he was shopping for some food,
And up through the parking lot came a carjacking dude.
Steal that black and gold Hyundai.
Well, the first thing you know ol Jed’s without a car,
Kinfolk said “Jed move away from there, move far”
Said “Florida is the place you ought to be”
So they loaded up the truck and moved to Tallahassee.
Florida, that is.
Low taxes, no sanctuary cities!
A poor Los Angeleno, barely kept his family fed
And then one day he was shopping for some food,
And up through the parking lot came a carjacking dude.
Steal that black and gold Hyundai.
Well, the first thing you know ol Jed’s without a car,
Kinfolk said “Jed move away from there, move far”
Said “Florida is the place you ought to be”
So they loaded up the truck and moved to Tallahassee.
Florida, that is.
Low taxes, no sanctuary cities!
