E-Mail Joke....... (Or is it?

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COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America.
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> ABBOTT: Good subject in these terrible times. It's about 9%.
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> COSTELLO: That many people are out of work?
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> ABBOTT: No, that's 16%.
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> COSTELLO: You just said 9%.
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> ABBOTT: 9% Unemployed.
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> COSTELLO: Right - 9% out of work.
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> ABBOTT: No, that's 16%.
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> COSTELLO: Okay, so it's 16% unemployed.
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> ABBOTT: No, that's 9%...
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> COSTELLO: WAIT A MINUTE. Is it 9% or 16%?
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> ABBOTT: 9% are unemployed. 16% are out of work.
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> COSTELLO: If you are out of work you are unemployed.
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> ABBOTT: No, you can't count the "Out of Work" as the unemployed. You have
> to look for work to be unemployed.
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> COSTELLO: But ... they are out of work!
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> ABBOTT: No, you miss my point.
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> COSTELLO: What point?
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> ABBOTT: Someone who doesn't look for work, can't be counted with those who look
> for work. It wouldn't be fair.
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> COSTELLO: To who?
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> ABBOTT: To the unemployed.
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> COSTELLO: But they are ALL out of work.
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> ABBOTT: No, the unemployed are actively looking for work. Those who are
> out of work stopped looking. They gave up. And, if you give up, you are no
> longer in the ranks of the unemployed.
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> COSTELLO: So if you're off the unemployment roles, that would count as less
> unemployment?
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> ABBOTT: Unemployment would go down. Absolutely!
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> COSTELLO: The unemployment just goes down because you don't look for work?
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> ABBOTT: Absolutely it goes down. That's how you get to 9%. Otherwise it
> would be 16%. You don't want to read about 16% unemployment do you?
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> COSTELLO: That would be frightening.
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> ABBOTT: Absolutely.
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> COSTELLO: Wait, I got a question for you. That means there are two ways to
> bring down the unemployment number?
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> ABBOTT: Two ways is correct.
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> COSTELLO: Unemployment can go down if someone gets a job?
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> ABBOTT: Correct.
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> COSTELLO: And unemployment can also go down if you stop looking for a job?
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> ABBOTT: Bingo.
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> COSTELLO: So there are two ways to bring unemployment down, and the easier of
> the two is to just stop looking for work.
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> ABBOTT: Now you're thinking like an economist.
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> COSTELLO: I don't even know what the hell I just said!
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> And now you know why Obama's unemployment figures are improving!
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With apologies to the 'who's on first' routine....