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Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu told the U.N. General Assembly on Friday that although he was sad that everyone walked out on him while addressing the UN, he was very grateful that the escalator worked as well as his microphone.
"I had no idea you liked me more than Trump," exclaimed a befuddled Natanyahu. I thought you wanted to throw me into the sea along with the rest of the 7 million Zionists that I preside over but it turns out you kind of like me more than that other guy that was just here. In fact, I won't even mention his name anymore in order to help preserve this moment of brotherly love."
"Who knows", said Natanyahu, maybe they all had to go to the bathroom or something, so I won't take this personal"