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A few days before his inauguration, Donald Trump is spending his time on Zillow looking at countries other than Greenland to purchase. "Can we buy this country that looks like a boot on the map", asked Trump. "No sir, that is the country of Italy", said a staffer. "Ok, who lives there then, maybe we can strike a deal." "Um.......................Italians live there Mr. President........lots of them...............and I don't think it is for sale either", said the staffer.
"Ok, how about this country?" asked the President pointing to a map. "President Andrew Johnson already beat you to the punch sir and bought that country in the 1800's. That is now the state of Alaska", responded the staffer.
"Ok, ok, back to the Greenland thing. Why is it we can't buy that country again?", asked Trump. "The same reason we can't have Italy sir", said the staffer.
"Damn your eyes!" yelled Trump. "Ok, ok, here is what we will do then, we will create an island Chinese style, only, it will be fabulous! We will create an island right next to Greenland. If we can't have Greenland, will create one just like it to compete with them, only making it bigger and better using billions and billions of dollars made up of Trump towers and golf courses everywhere!"
White House officials say that Trump is set to sign the Executive order his first day in office.
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