TSA Moves From Groping To Sexual Assault

[percysunshine]

Let us cut to the chase guys....if a hot babe TSA agent says she wants to to do a private body search...are you going to say 'No'?

Ummm....

You would have to be a lesbian to enjoy it, because if you are a guy, it isn't happening!

Maybe not to you.

Have you thought about shaving the eyebrows?

The female TSA screeners are not allowed to screen male passengers.

Is that what they tell you?

Get the ear hairs trimmed as well.

I have no idea what you are trying to say. It does not make sense and is not humorous in any way.

I am not as funny as I used to be.

 

[Jarlaxle]

Despite the pinhead's attempted thread-jacking, I'd like to hear some experiences others have had with the TSA screeners....especially now that they are clearly taking liberties which are not legal. Instead of profiling like the IDF does in Israeli airports, these clowns are touching children, Iowa farm women, and the handicapped in a most inappropriate way and it needs to stop.

None, because I simply will not fly. Period, full stop.

 

[JimBowie1958]

I think this is how the TSA wants you to come to them.