schmidlap
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Oldies, but Goodies:
The walking whoopee cushion’s persistence in in raving that Black people who moved to Springfield, Ohio are eating other residents’ pet cats and dogs is dark, perverse humor for most rational folks, particularly after the state’s Republican governor, the city’s Republican mayor, the Republican city manager, and the Springfield police all refuted the lie amidst crackpots' bomb threats. Even after someone took responsibility for initiating the falsehood, the joker clings to it, aided and abetted by Fartcatcher Vance.
Funny stuff!
One would presume that the geezer's hilarious routine would have everyone in stitches.
Not so! For Trump worshipers, his wacky shtick is gospel! (Yes, not getting the joke is funny in itself.)
Clearly, a constant, blaring laugh track is required for some to get clued in to appreciate the mirth.
And the zingers continue:
Windows? Windows? Yes, windows! (Unlike bad people, Trump likes buildings to have windows.)
"I like buildings to have windows.
You know, they’d like to close up all windows.
The building should be built 90 stories tall but that doesn’t matter
but can’t have any windows!"
"Them libs'll tell yuh you won't need no windows,
because there will be no cows to look out at -
and no cats n' dogs left tuh eat!"
The walking whoopee cushion’s persistence in in raving that Black people who moved to Springfield, Ohio are eating other residents’ pet cats and dogs is dark, perverse humor for most rational folks, particularly after the state’s Republican governor, the city’s Republican mayor, the Republican city manager, and the Springfield police all refuted the lie amidst crackpots' bomb threats. Even after someone took responsibility for initiating the falsehood, the joker clings to it, aided and abetted by Fartcatcher Vance.
Funny stuff!
One would presume that the geezer's hilarious routine would have everyone in stitches.
Not so! For Trump worshipers, his wacky shtick is gospel! (Yes, not getting the joke is funny in itself.)
Clearly, a constant, blaring laugh track is required for some to get clued in to appreciate the mirth.
And the zingers continue:
Trump told a 6-year-old child the U.S. “won’t have any cows” if Vice President Harris is elected.
In a recorded video, the child asked the Republican candidate about his favorite farm animal.
“I’ll tell you what I love, I love cows, but if we go with Kamala, you won’t have any cows anymore,” Trump responded to the child’s question. “I don’t want to ruin this kid’s day.”
“They just come up, they want to do things like no more cows and no windows in buildings."
Windows? Windows? Yes, windows! (Unlike bad people, Trump likes buildings to have windows.)
"I like buildings to have windows.
You know, they’d like to close up all windows.
The building should be built 90 stories tall but that doesn’t matter
but can’t have any windows!"
"Them libs'll tell yuh you won't need no windows,
because there will be no cows to look out at -
and no cats n' dogs left tuh eat!"
