Trump uses tears of Salena Gomez to put out California fires

[Votto]

Washington - President Donald Trump today signed another Executive Order to use the tears of Salena Gomez to help fight the California wildfires. "The democrats emptied 4 reservoirs to try and save an already extinct fish, water that could have been used to fight the fires," said Trump. How all we have to do is find a way to capture the tears of Salena Gomez to help fill those reservoirs up. There are so many tears, millions and millions of them should be more than enough. In fact, once the reservoirs are full to capacity, I have ordered that the excess tears be captured as well cuz I sure could use a good drink right about now. In fact, I can almost taste her salty tears on my lips right now. Yummy!!"

To help expedite the process, President Trump said he would also force Gomez to watch his inauguration on January 20th in its entirety, followed by the movie Hillbilly Elegy, which highlighted the rise of his Vice President JD Vance. If necessary, toothpicks will be placed in her eyes to forcibly keep them open.

"But don't think I'm heartless," said Trump. "I know she really has a heart for these illegal aliens, which is why we are sending a few thousand to her various mansion homes instead of deporting them, filling them to capacity with a few thousand or so. I call it, 'Sanctuary Gomez homes'. I know she will be so pleased. If nothing else, her yard should end up looking fantastic!!"

 

[Rambunctious]

She doesn't even speak Spanish fluently... she is the brunt of jokes south of the border... they are making fun of her in Theaters and laughing at how silly she and her movie is....
These people all have false views of themselves...

 

[toobfreak]

She doesn't even speak Spanish fluently... she is the brunt of jokes south of the border... they are making fun of her in Theaters and laughing at how silly she and her movie is....
These people all have false views of themselves...

As an aside, this child actor Selena Gomez who cried on Twitter over ICE deporting criminals who somehow is worth a billion dollars (don't ask me how) owning several big homes took her crying video down after people told her to stuff it.

Despite sobbing for the poor deported criminals, apparently Selena never took a single one of them in herself inside one of her own spacious homes.

Selena Gomez Deletes Video of Herself Crying Over ICE Arrests Amid Backlash: ‘Apparently It’s Not OK to Show Empathy for People’

Selena Gomez posted and deleted an emotional video of herself crying over deportations of undocumented immigrants by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents, which resulted in her getting conservative backlash online. “I just wanted to say that I’m so sorry,” a crying Gomez said in a video on...

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[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

She doesn't even speak Spanish fluently... she is the brunt of jokes south of the border... they are making fun of her in Theaters and laughing at how silly she and her movie is....
These people all have false views of themselves...

She's from Texas and her mother was of Italian ancestry. Why would she?

 

[Rambunctious]

She's from Texas and her mother was of Italian ancestry. Why would she?

She calls the migrants being deported her people...

 

[toobfreak]

She calls the migrants being deported her people...

Let's send her the bill for their deportation.

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

She calls the migrants being deported her people...

Yeah, and her father is like 2nd generation American. She's full of shit!