No one. Because I have not seen a conservative on the ballot in decades.
Nice try.
With two exceptions, I have either left all federal offices blank or written in humorous names since 2006. I vote only on local measures and such. I vote down every single measure that involves a tax increase.
I didn't bother doing even that in 2024. I kept my ballot.
I kept my 2008 ballot, too, because I knew it would be a historical collector's item one day.
I had to start writing in names because a Republican poll worker was caught taking ballots like mine and checking off the Republican candidates. Apparently she had been doing that for several election cycles before she was caught.
The first exception to my rule was 2016 when I voted for Ted Cruz in honor of my mother who had passed a few months before the election. She was a big Cruz supporter, and I am glad she did not live to see him become one of the worst political cucks of all time.
What kind of man allows another man to insult his wife and accuse his father of being complicit in killing JFK, and drops to his knees and sucks that man's cock for going on nine years now?
The second exception was 2020 when I voted for the LP candidate. Not that I like Libertarians. I call them the propeller party. They have ZERO common sense, though I have something of a libertarian streak myself.
But by 2020, the LP's, just by standing still, looked like the sanest party next to the two major parties. So I threw them my wasted vote for the lulz.