TRUMP STRIKES DEAL ON COVID-19 CURE!

[okfine]

From the White House: We will be announcing GREAT NEWS tomorrow during the daily COVID-19 press conference.
"I am happy to announce that our great President Trump will deliver some exciting news concerning a cure for the Coronvirus" said VP Mike Pence after today's presser.

Trump said today that "An already existing drug on the market, that is available in tremendous amounts, will be coming from Mexico, our biggest trading partner. I just got off the phone with the Mexico President, who, by the way, is also my very good friend and a wonderful man, and he has the manufacturing capabilities to produce massive quantities of a drug called ICE. Huge shipments have secretly been arriving over the US border, so the distribution process is already in place. This drug will fry the coronavirus from mankind! While using this drug, which I now call TCVC (Trump corona virus cure), it will also eliminate the need to hoard food, water and toilet paper. As I have told everyone many times, ahem, the USMCA was, and is, the greatest trade deal ever. Of course, now my numbers will be great and now all of our great citizens will be sure to re-elect the greatest President of... of all time. Now I will get that Nobel Peace Prize, and also, again, Man of the Year with my picture on the cover of Time magazine."

"Upon figuring out the final details of the new, wonderful, and enormous deal with Mexico, which of course was my idea as Mexico owes us for the wall, you know, that big beautiful wall, I will instruct my administration, the FDA, the DOJ, and the DEA to immediatly, and of course, temporarily, de-classify this world life saving drug as a Schedule 1 Narcotic. Since we know this drug is highly addictive, I accept NO responsibility from any and all side-affects from this miraculous, wonderful cure."

 

[Rambunctious]

This isn't funny one damn bit...If I were a moderator I'd shut this thread down...

 

[okfine]

This isn't funny one damn bit...If I were a moderator I'd shut this thread down...

Satire column is for satire.

 

[Frankeneinstein]

From the White House: We will be announcing GREAT NEWS tomorrow during the daily COVID-19 press conference.
"I am happy to announce that our great President Trump will deliver some exciting news concerning a cure for the Coronvirus" said VP Mike Pence after today's presser.

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Trump said today that "An already existing drug on the market, that is available in tremendous amounts, will be coming from Mexico, our biggest trading partner. I just got off the phone with the Mexico President, who, by the way, is also my very good friend and a wonderful man, and he has the manufacturing capabilities to produce massive quantities of a drug called ICE. Huge shipments have secretly been arriving over the US border, so the distribution process is already in place. This drug will fry the coronavirus from mankind! While using this drug, which I now call TCVC (Trump corona virus cure), it will also eliminate the need to hoard food, water and toilet paper. As I have told everyone many times, ahem, the USMCA was, and is, the greatest trade deal ever. Of course, now my numbers will be great and now all of our great citizens will be sure to re-elect the greatest President of... of all time. Now I will get that Nobel Peace Prize, and also, again, Man of the Year with my picture on the cover of Time magazine."

"Upon figuring out the final details of the new, wonderful, and enormous deal with Mexico, which of course was my idea as Mexico owes us for the wall, you know, that big beautiful wall, I will instruct my administration, the FDA, the DOJ, and the DEA to immediatly, and of course, temporarily, de-classify this world life saving drug as a Schedule 1 Narcotic. Since we know this drug is highly addictive, I accept NO responsibility from any and all side-affects from this miraculous, wonderful cure."

CNN just picked this up...cited it as coming from "reliable sores"

 

[BULLDOG]

This isn't funny one damn bit...If I were a moderator I'd shut this thread down...

Sure you would, but you're an idiot, sooooo

 

[Dekster]

From the White House: We will be announcing GREAT NEWS tomorrow during the daily COVID-19 press conference.
"I am happy to announce that our great President Trump will deliver some exciting news concerning a cure for the Coronvirus" said VP Mike Pence after today's presser.

View attachment 316160

Trump said today that "An already existing drug on the market, that is available in tremendous amounts, will be coming from Mexico, our biggest trading partner. I just got off the phone with the Mexico President, who, by the way, is also my very good friend and a wonderful man, and he has the manufacturing capabilities to produce massive quantities of a drug called ICE. Huge shipments have secretly been arriving over the US border, so the distribution process is already in place. This drug will fry the coronavirus from mankind! While using this drug, which I now call TCVC (Trump corona virus cure), it will also eliminate the need to hoard food, water and toilet paper. As I have told everyone many times, ahem, the USMCA was, and is, the greatest trade deal ever. Of course, now my numbers will be great and now all of our great citizens will be sure to re-elect the greatest President of... of all time. Now I will get that Nobel Peace Prize, and also, again, Man of the Year with my picture on the cover of Time magazine."

"Upon figuring out the final details of the new, wonderful, and enormous deal with Mexico, which of course was my idea as Mexico owes us for the wall, you know, that big beautiful wall, I will instruct my administration, the FDA, the DOJ, and the DEA to immediatly, and of course, temporarily, de-classify this world life saving drug as a Schedule 1 Narcotic. Since we know this drug is highly addictive, I accept NO responsibility from any and all side-affects from this miraculous, wonderful cure."

I tried it but it tasted like fish tank cleaner. Damn Mexican knock-off drug that one is.

 

[Rambunctious]

This isn't funny one damn bit...If I were a moderator I'd shut this thread down...

Sure you would, but you're an idiot, sooooo

Yeah I figured you would be a fan of a worthless juvenile thread....

 

[Tumblin Tumbleweed]

From the White House: We will be announcing GREAT NEWS tomorrow during the daily COVID-19 press conference.
"I am happy to announce that our great President Trump will deliver some exciting news concerning a cure for the Coronvirus" said VP Mike Pence after today's presser.

View attachment 316160

Trump said today that "An already existing drug on the market, that is available in tremendous amounts, will be coming from Mexico, our biggest trading partner. I just got off the phone with the Mexico President, who, by the way, is also my very good friend and a wonderful man, and he has the manufacturing capabilities to produce massive quantities of a drug called ICE. Huge shipments have secretly been arriving over the US border, so the distribution process is already in place. This drug will fry the coronavirus from mankind! While using this drug, which I now call TCVC (Trump corona virus cure), it will also eliminate the need to hoard food, water and toilet paper. As I have told everyone many times, ahem, the USMCA was, and is, the greatest trade deal ever. Of course, now my numbers will be great and now all of our great citizens will be sure to re-elect the greatest President of... of all time. Now I will get that Nobel Peace Prize, and also, again, Man of the Year with my picture on the cover of Time magazine."

"Upon figuring out the final details of the new, wonderful, and enormous deal with Mexico, which of course was my idea as Mexico owes us for the wall, you know, that big beautiful wall, I will instruct my administration, the FDA, the DOJ, and the DEA to immediatly, and of course, temporarily, de-classify this world life saving drug as a Schedule 1 Narcotic. Since we know this drug is highly addictive, I accept NO responsibility from any and all side-affects from this miraculous, wonderful cure."

WTF is wrong with you? This isn't funny. It's lame and stupid.

 

[BULLDOG]

This isn't funny one damn bit...If I were a moderator I'd shut this thread down...

Sure you would, but you're an idiot, sooooo

Yeah I figured you would be a fan of a worthless juvenile thread....

I have no idea why you think I would care what you might think, but thanks for sharing that anyway.

 

[okfine]

From the White House: We will be announcing GREAT NEWS tomorrow during the daily COVID-19 press conference.
"I am happy to announce that our great President Trump will deliver some exciting news concerning a cure for the Coronvirus" said VP Mike Pence after today's presser.

View attachment 316160

Trump said today that "An already existing drug on the market, that is available in tremendous amounts, will be coming from Mexico, our biggest trading partner. I just got off the phone with the Mexico President, who, by the way, is also my very good friend and a wonderful man, and he has the manufacturing capabilities to produce massive quantities of a drug called ICE. Huge shipments have secretly been arriving over the US border, so the distribution process is already in place. This drug will fry the coronavirus from mankind! While using this drug, which I now call TCVC (Trump corona virus cure), it will also eliminate the need to hoard food, water and toilet paper. As I have told everyone many times, ahem, the USMCA was, and is, the greatest trade deal ever. Of course, now my numbers will be great and now all of our great citizens will be sure to re-elect the greatest President of... of all time. Now I will get that Nobel Peace Prize, and also, again, Man of the Year with my picture on the cover of Time magazine."

"Upon figuring out the final details of the new, wonderful, and enormous deal with Mexico, which of course was my idea as Mexico owes us for the wall, you know, that big beautiful wall, I will instruct my administration, the FDA, the DOJ, and the DEA to immediatly, and of course, temporarily, de-classify this world life saving drug as a Schedule 1 Narcotic. Since we know this drug is highly addictive, I accept NO responsibility from any and all side-affects from this miraculous, wonderful cure."

WTF is wrong with you? This isn't funny. It's lame and stupid.

Next time I will create something that I really don't give a damn what you think.

 

[Sun Devil 92]

Nothing like playing to peoples hopes.

Thank heavens for the first.

The OP is still a dick.

 

[BULLDOG]

From the White House: We will be announcing GREAT NEWS tomorrow during the daily COVID-19 press conference.
"I am happy to announce that our great President Trump will deliver some exciting news concerning a cure for the Coronvirus" said VP Mike Pence after today's presser.

View attachment 316160

Trump said today that "An already existing drug on the market, that is available in tremendous amounts, will be coming from Mexico, our biggest trading partner. I just got off the phone with the Mexico President, who, by the way, is also my very good friend and a wonderful man, and he has the manufacturing capabilities to produce massive quantities of a drug called ICE. Huge shipments have secretly been arriving over the US border, so the distribution process is already in place. This drug will fry the coronavirus from mankind! While using this drug, which I now call TCVC (Trump corona virus cure), it will also eliminate the need to hoard food, water and toilet paper. As I have told everyone many times, ahem, the USMCA was, and is, the greatest trade deal ever. Of course, now my numbers will be great and now all of our great citizens will be sure to re-elect the greatest President of... of all time. Now I will get that Nobel Peace Prize, and also, again, Man of the Year with my picture on the cover of Time magazine."

"Upon figuring out the final details of the new, wonderful, and enormous deal with Mexico, which of course was my idea as Mexico owes us for the wall, you know, that big beautiful wall, I will instruct my administration, the FDA, the DOJ, and the DEA to immediatly, and of course, temporarily, de-classify this world life saving drug as a Schedule 1 Narcotic. Since we know this drug is highly addictive, I accept NO responsibility from any and all side-affects from this miraculous, wonderful cure."

WTF is wrong with you? This isn't funny. It's lame and stupid.

If that $1000 comes through, I would suggest you spend part of it on a sense of humor, or at least rent one for a couple of weeks to see if you like it.

 

[Rambunctious]

This isn't funny one damn bit...If I were a moderator I'd shut this thread down...

Sure you would, but you're an idiot, sooooo

Yeah I figured you would be a fan of a worthless juvenile thread....

I have no idea why you think I would care what you might think, but thanks for sharing that anyway.

Visa versa....

 

[Rambunctious]

This is all they got America....and this is why you went from winning to losing.....

 

[Tumblin Tumbleweed]

From the White House: We will be announcing GREAT NEWS tomorrow during the daily COVID-19 press conference.
"I am happy to announce that our great President Trump will deliver some exciting news concerning a cure for the Coronvirus" said VP Mike Pence after today's presser.

View attachment 316160

Trump said today that "An already existing drug on the market, that is available in tremendous amounts, will be coming from Mexico, our biggest trading partner. I just got off the phone with the Mexico President, who, by the way, is also my very good friend and a wonderful man, and he has the manufacturing capabilities to produce massive quantities of a drug called ICE. Huge shipments have secretly been arriving over the US border, so the distribution process is already in place. This drug will fry the coronavirus from mankind! While using this drug, which I now call TCVC (Trump corona virus cure), it will also eliminate the need to hoard food, water and toilet paper. As I have told everyone many times, ahem, the USMCA was, and is, the greatest trade deal ever. Of course, now my numbers will be great and now all of our great citizens will be sure to re-elect the greatest President of... of all time. Now I will get that Nobel Peace Prize, and also, again, Man of the Year with my picture on the cover of Time magazine."

"Upon figuring out the final details of the new, wonderful, and enormous deal with Mexico, which of course was my idea as Mexico owes us for the wall, you know, that big beautiful wall, I will instruct my administration, the FDA, the DOJ, and the DEA to immediatly, and of course, temporarily, de-classify this world life saving drug as a Schedule 1 Narcotic. Since we know this drug is highly addictive, I accept NO responsibility from any and all side-affects from this miraculous, wonderful cure."

WTF is wrong with you? This isn't funny. It's lame and stupid.

If that $1000 comes through, I would suggest you spend part of it on a sense of humor, or at least rent one for a couple of weeks to see if you like it.

Why don't you eat a bag of dicks

 

[okfine]

Nothing like playing to peoples hopes.

Thank heavens for the first.

The OP is still a dick.

It's a comical parody. Comprende no?

 

[Sun Devil 92]

Nothing like playing to peoples hopes.

Thank heavens for the first.

The OP is still a dick.

It's a comical parody. Comprende no?

Except it isn't funny.

I don't tease fat people about being fat.

I do tease skinny people about being fat.

 

[okfine]

Nothing like playing to peoples hopes.

Thank heavens for the first.

The OP is still a dick.

It's a comical parody. Comprende no?

Except it isn't funny.

I don't tease fat people about being fat.

I do tease skinny people about being fat.

Of course it's not funny to a cultist. Like you never bag on anyone. It really hurts you, but laughter is an emotion, whether you like it or not. Maybe you need a dose of it and lighten up for once.

 

[BULLDOG]

Nothing like playing to peoples hopes.

Thank heavens for the first.

The OP is still a dick.

It's a comical parody. Comprende no?

Except it isn't funny.

I don't tease fat people about being fat.

I do tease skinny people about being fat.

And this thread teases stupid people for being stupid. I'm sorry if that hits a little too close to home for you.

 

[BULLDOG]

From the White House: We will be announcing GREAT NEWS tomorrow during the daily COVID-19 press conference.
"I am happy to announce that our great President Trump will deliver some exciting news concerning a cure for the Coronvirus" said VP Mike Pence after today's presser.

View attachment 316160

Trump said today that "An already existing drug on the market, that is available in tremendous amounts, will be coming from Mexico, our biggest trading partner. I just got off the phone with the Mexico President, who, by the way, is also my very good friend and a wonderful man, and he has the manufacturing capabilities to produce massive quantities of a drug called ICE. Huge shipments have secretly been arriving over the US border, so the distribution process is already in place. This drug will fry the coronavirus from mankind! While using this drug, which I now call TCVC (Trump corona virus cure), it will also eliminate the need to hoard food, water and toilet paper. As I have told everyone many times, ahem, the USMCA was, and is, the greatest trade deal ever. Of course, now my numbers will be great and now all of our great citizens will be sure to re-elect the greatest President of... of all time. Now I will get that Nobel Peace Prize, and also, again, Man of the Year with my picture on the cover of Time magazine."

"Upon figuring out the final details of the new, wonderful, and enormous deal with Mexico, which of course was my idea as Mexico owes us for the wall, you know, that big beautiful wall, I will instruct my administration, the FDA, the DOJ, and the DEA to immediatly, and of course, temporarily, de-classify this world life saving drug as a Schedule 1 Narcotic. Since we know this drug is highly addictive, I accept NO responsibility from any and all side-affects from this miraculous, wonderful cure."

WTF is wrong with you? This isn't funny. It's lame and stupid.

If that $1000 comes through, I would suggest you spend part of it on a sense of humor, or at least rent one for a couple of weeks to see if you like it.

Why don't you eat a bag of dicks

Because that's just not something I would do. Of course,I'm not saying there is anything wrong if you do it. Eat all the bags of dicks you want, I don't care.