Trump rioter knocks on Senate door to ask about retrieving left behind car keys!

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON—Returning to the legislative chamber mere days after violently forcing his way inside with thousands of fellow insurrectionists, 37-year-old Trump rioter Joshua McSherry reportedly knocked on the Senate door Monday to ask about retrieving the set of car keys he had left behind while storming the U.S. Capitol building.​

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“Hey, this is super embarrassing, but has anyone seen a key to a Ford Escape around here?” said McSherry, who gingerly poked his head into the room and mouthed the word “sorry” before edging to the front of the chamber to check for the missing keys under the dais.​

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“I’m not interrupting, am I? I was just here last week smashing some windows in—I don’t know if you remember. I already checked some of the offices, but they weren’t there.​

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Anyway, they’re on a Mickey Mouse lanyard if that helps. Also, does somebody here know where I can find Ilhan Omar? No reason, just asking.” At press time, several Republican senators were crawling around on their hands and knees to assist McSherry in his search.​

 

[Moonglow]

What was this guy thinking for today?
"I want to be Barnie Rubble."

 

[Rambunctious]

Was he one of the ANTIFA instigator's sent to the steps by Pelosi to break windows and get folks worked into a frenzy?...

 

[Agit8r]

What was this guy thinking for today?
"I want to be Barnie Rubble."

It appears that he is only wearing trophies of things he killed

 

[Moonglow]

What was this guy thinking for today?
"I want to be Barnie Rubble."

It appears that he is only wearing trophies of things he killed

Is that a cat on his head?

 

[DrLove]

What was this guy thinking for today?
"I want to be Barnie Rubble."

It appears that he is only wearing trophies of things he killed

Is that a cat on his head?

Looks to be. He's trying to top Dear Leader's furry woodland creature.

 

[Pogo]

WASHINGTON—Returning to the legislative chamber mere days after violently forcing his way inside with thousands of fellow insurrectionists, 37-year-old Trump rioter Joshua McSherry reportedly knocked on the Senate door Monday to ask about retrieving the set of car keys he had left behind while storming the U.S. Capitol building.​

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“Hey, this is super embarrassing, but has anyone seen a key to a Ford Escape around here?” said McSherry, who gingerly poked his head into the room and mouthed the word “sorry” before edging to the front of the chamber to check for the missing keys under the dais.​

​

“I’m not interrupting, am I? I was just here last week smashing some windows in—I don’t know if you remember. I already checked some of the offices, but they weren’t there.​

​

Anyway, they’re on a Mickey Mouse lanyard if that helps. Also, does somebody here know where I can find Ilhan Omar? No reason, just asking.” At press time, several Republican senators were crawling around on their hands and knees to assist McSherry in his search.​

Several Republican Senators seem to be permanently fixed on their knees actually.

What do Rumpbot sycophants have in common with an NFL team on defense?

A - they don't have a ball.