Trump offers Putin Alaska in return for peace

[rightwinger]

Master of Art of the Deal, Trump has offered Putin Alaska as part of his land swap in return for a ceasefire.
Let them try to deny my Nobel Prize now said Trump

Once we have Greenland, who needs Alaska ? Trump declared.

 

[JoeB131]

Master of Art of the Deal, Trump has offered Putin Alaska as part of his land swap in return for a ceasefire.
Let them try to deny my Nobel Prize now said Trump

Greenland

Then Sarah Palin really will be able to see Russia from her house.

 

[Meathead]

Master of Art of the Deal, Trump has offered Putin Alaska as part of his land swap in return for a ceasefire.
Let them try to deny my Nobel Prize now said Trump

Greenland

You're as goofy as JoeyB.

 

[luiza]

I wonder how they will report this affterwards ?

If it is real and if there is no assassination attempt ,will it be a double KO with the Mad Midget effectively sacked by private message , and Trumpfy speechless though doubtless wittering endlessly about something entirely irrelevant ?

Uncle Pooters could cap a golden weekend for his boys by stripping off and swimming back to Russia accompanied by a pod of fully trained Orcas .

 

[rightwinger]

Then Sarah Palin really will be able to see Russia from her house.

Surprised Sarah is not leading the negotiation

 

[Rambunctious]

Master of Art of the Deal, Trump has offered Putin Alaska as part of his land swap in return for a ceasefire.
Let them try to deny my Nobel Prize now said Trump

Once we have Greenland, who needs Alaska ? Trump declared.

Figures that the boards number one liar would post this thread.... if you have to lie you are on the wrong side...

 

[rightwinger]

Figures that the boards number one liar would post this thread.... if you have to lie you are on the wrong side...

Prove me wrong

 

[Rambunctious]

Prove me wrong

Selling or giving US territory away would take an act of Congress and anyone involved would lose the next election or be impeached....
Prove you wrong??? your theory is insane....

 

[rightwinger]

Selling or giving US territory away would take an act of Congress and anyone involved would lose the next election or be impeached....
Prove you wrong??? your theory is insane....

Google “Satire”

 

[Rambunctious]

rightwinger

 

[John Edgar Slow Horses]

It's a good deal.

 

[The Sage of Main Street]

Master of Art of the Deal, Trump has offered Putin Alaska as part of his land swap in return for a ceasefire.
Let them try to deny my Nobel Prize now said Trump

Once we have Greenland, who needs Alaska ? Trump declared.

Sarah Is Sarin

When Vladimir Putin
Comes a-lootin'
There's no disputin'
That the Thrilla from Wasilla
Will start a-tootin'
And a hootin'

From her command post
In an igloo
Impalin' Palin
Will turn Russian pilots
Into MiG-glue

 

[LAUGHatLEFTISTS]

Master of Art of the Deal, Trump has offered Putin Alaska as part of his land swap in return for a ceasefire.
Let them try to deny my Nobel Prize now said Trump

Once we have Greenland, who needs Alaska ? Trump declared.

No he didn’t. End of thread.

 

[John Edgar Slow Horses]

No he didn’t. End of thread.

Sure. Give up Ukraine, and Putin gets Alaska.

Seems fair.

 

[SassyIrishLass]

Beyond stupid

 

[rightwinger]

No he didn’t. End of thread.

Where did Trump say he was not giving Putin Alaska?
That is why he was so quiet

 

[rightwinger]

Sure. Give up Ukraine, and Putin gets Alaska.

Seems fair.

If we get Greenland, we don’t need Alaska

 

[LAUGHatLEFTISTS]

Sure. Give up Ukraine, and Putin gets Alaska.

Seems fair.

Trump is not giving up Alaska you dolt.

 

[rightwinger]

Where did you say you don’t molest Collies?

You heard him

He refused to say he was giving away Alaska

 

[yidnar]

Master of Art of the Deal, Trump has offered Putin Alaska as part of his land swap in return for a ceasefire.
Let them try to deny my Nobel Prize now said Trump

Once we have Greenland, who needs Alaska ? Trump declared.