Trump imposes Canadian tariffs to prove he has no official ties to poutine

[Votto]

President Trump admitted today that the only reason he imposed tariffs on Canada was because he had to prove to the world that he had no formal ties to the Canadian dish poutine. "I've never eaten the stuff", said Trump. "In fact, I've eaten millions and millions of times in Canada and have not even seen it offered on a menu."

Sources revealed that Justin Trudeau had discussed the tariffs and, at one point, got Trump to agree to withhold the tariffs so long as he promised to paint his face black once again while publicly singing the US national anthem at the next Toronto Maple Leafs hockey game with the stipulation that he does not sound like a girl when he does it.

No word yet on whether Justin will lip sink the song while a real man sings the National Anthem, so that Justin will be able to live up to his end of the agreement.

 

[fncceo]

OK, that made me chuckle.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

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President Trump admitted today that the only reason he imposed tariffs on Canada was because he had to prove to the world that he had no formal ties to the Canadian dish poutine. "I've never eaten the stuff", said Trump. "In fact, I've eaten millions and millions of times in Canada and have not even seen it offered on a menu."

Sources revealed that Justin Trudeau had discussed the tariffs and, at one point, got Trump to agree to withhold the tariffs so long as he promised to paint his face black once again while publicly singing the US national anthem at the next Toronto Maple Leafs hockey game with the stipulation that he does not sound like a girl when he does it.

No word yet on whether Justin will lip sink the song while a real man sings the National Anthem, so that Justin will be able to live up to his end of the agreement.

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I'm sorry, but I've never seen a photo of poutine that is even remotely appetizing. I'd have to be REEEEEEALLY hungry to contemplate eating that.


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[Crepitus]

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President Trump admitted today that the only reason he imposed tariffs on Canada was because he had to prove to the world that he had no formal ties to the Canadian dish poutine. "I've never eaten the stuff", said Trump. "In fact, I've eaten millions and millions of times in Canada and have not even seen it offered on a menu."

Sources revealed that Justin Trudeau had discussed the tariffs and, at one point, got Trump to agree to withhold the tariffs so long as he promised to paint his face black once again while publicly singing the US national anthem at the next Toronto Maple Leafs hockey game with the stipulation that he does not sound like a girl when he does it.

No word yet on whether Justin will lip sink the song while a real man sings the National Anthem, so that Justin will be able to live up to his end of the agreement.

So someone has accused tRump of being related to poutine?

 

[daveman]

So someone has accused tRump of being related to poutine?