Trump FURIOUS after Twitter's bot purge leaves him with fourteen followers!

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump was reportedly “furious” on Wednesday morning after a purge of right-wing bots by Twitter left him with a total of fourteen remaining followers, aides have confirmed.​

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Rising at 3 a.m. to engage in one of his trademark early-morning tweetstorms, Trump was incensed to discover that his Twitter following had plummeted from more than forty-eight million to a little more than a dozen.​

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At Twitter headquarters, in San Francisco, a company spokesman confirmed that Trump had indeed lost 48,076,920 followers in the bot purge. “It turned out that over forty-six million of the President’s followers came from a single troll farm in Macedonia,” the spokesman said.​

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As of Wednesday, Trump’s fourteen remaining Twitter followers included his daughter Ivanka; his sons Eric and Donald, Jr.; several White House aides; and someone named Heinrich Himmler III.​

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“We’re praying that Heinrich is a real person,” a White House aide said. “The President can’t afford to lose another follower.”​

Trump Furious After Twitterâs Bot Purge Leaves Him with Fourteen Followers

As of Wednesday, Trump’s remaining followers included family members, several White House aides, and someone named Heinrich Himmler III.

www.newyorker.com

 

[Rambunctious]

Bullcrap....Trump has 80 million followers on twitter....the hammer is coming down on twitter....Trump is taking their hand out of the election early.....nice move Trump!!!!

 

[Moonglow]

Ouch that is less than what Oblama had after a bot purge.

 

[Corazon]

The newyorker made a little mistake
Mr. Trump Twitter account has 39 following and 30,1 million followers

President Trump (@POTUS) | Twitter

 

[KissMy]

 

[Moonglow]

Bullcrap....Trump has 80 million followers on twitter....the hammer is coming down on twitter....Trump is taking their hand out of the election early.....nice move Trump!!!!

Nothing better than authoritarian rule..

 

[xyz]

 

[Rambunctious]

Bullcrap....Trump has 80 million followers on twitter....the hammer is coming down on twitter....Trump is taking their hand out of the election early.....nice move Trump!!!!

Nothing better than authoritarian rule..

If twitter wants to be a publisher they need a license and there are rules to follow....if they want to be a free wheeling forum like here than they need to stop all fact checking....its up to them....Fakebook even agrees with that....

 

[AzogtheDefiler]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump was reportedly “furious” on Wednesday morning after a purge of right-wing bots by Twitter left him with a total of fourteen remaining followers, aides have confirmed.​

​

Rising at 3 a.m. to engage in one of his trademark early-morning tweetstorms, Trump was incensed to discover that his Twitter following had plummeted from more than forty-eight million to a little more than a dozen.​

​

At Twitter headquarters, in San Francisco, a company spokesman confirmed that Trump had indeed lost 48,076,920 followers in the bot purge. “It turned out that over forty-six million of the President’s followers came from a single troll farm in Macedonia,” the spokesman said.​

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As of Wednesday, Trump’s fourteen remaining Twitter followers included his daughter Ivanka; his sons Eric and Donald, Jr.; several White House aides; and someone named Heinrich Himmler III.​

​

“We’re praying that Heinrich is a real person,” a White House aide said. “The President can’t afford to lose another follower.”​

Trump Furious After Twitterâs Bot Purge Leaves Him with Fourteen Followers

As of Wednesday, Trump’s remaining followers included family members, several White House aides, and someone named Heinrich Himmler III.

www.newyorker.com

Tres Drole!

 

[depotoo]

Bullcrap....Trump has 80 million followers on twitter....the hammer is coming down on twitter....Trump is taking their hand out of the election early.....nice move Trump!!!!

It’s satire

 

[Moonglow]

Bullcrap....Trump has 80 million followers on twitter....the hammer is coming down on twitter....Trump is taking their hand out of the election early.....nice move Trump!!!!

Nothing better than authoritarian rule..

If twitter wants to be a publisher they need a license and there are rules to follow....if they want to be a free wheeling forum like here than they need to stop all fact checking....its up to them....Fakebook even agrees with that....

So you are against the truth...How sad....I saw nothing to back up your assertions about Facebook I see you don't fact check...

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

if they want to be a free wheeling forum like here than they need to stop all fact checking..

Says who? You?

 

[Rambunctious]

if they want to be a free wheeling forum like here than they need to stop all fact checking..

Says who? You?

Yeeeeeeeeeeup....

 

[Rambunctious]

Bullcrap....Trump has 80 million followers on twitter....the hammer is coming down on twitter....Trump is taking their hand out of the election early.....nice move Trump!!!!

Nothing better than authoritarian rule..

If twitter wants to be a publisher they need a license and there are rules to follow....if they want to be a free wheeling forum like here than they need to stop all fact checking....its up to them....Fakebook even agrees with that....

So you are against the truth...How sad....I saw nothing to back up your assertions about Facebook I see you don't fact check...

The dirty T shirt was on FOX yesterday with Dana Perino....came right out of the horses mouth.....look it up....

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

if they want to be a free wheeling forum like here than they need to stop all fact checking..

Says who? You?

Yeeeeeeeeeeup....

Uh...so?

 

[C_Clayton_Jones]

lol

Trump – President of the Bots.

 

[Sun Devil 92]

Bullcrap....Trump has 80 million followers on twitter....the hammer is coming down on twitter....Trump is taking their hand out of the election early.....nice move Trump!!!!

Nothing better than authoritarian rule..

If twitter wants to be a publisher they need a license and there are rules to follow....if they want to be a free wheeling forum like here than they need to stop all fact checking....its up to them....Fakebook even agrees with that....

This is a satire.

 

[Sun Devil 92]

lol

Trump – President of the Bots.

It's a satire you asshole.

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

lol

Trump – President of the Bots.

It's a satire you asshole.

So is "president of the bots", you whiny little baby.