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In a bizarre set of circumstances during a court hearing, Donald Trump denies stating that Joe Biden stole the election.
"What I said, or at least, what I meant to say was, even though Joe won the election he is still a loser", to which the judge and entire jury agreed.
"In fact", said Trump, "In a recent Rassmussen poll it shows that if Biden ran against himself, he would still lose by 6 percentage points".
When approached about Trump's comments, Joe Biden responded, "How can I lose? Democrats just elected a dead man in PA and another man who was actively having a stroke and could not talk during the debates."
John Fetterman also replied by saying, "Soup her chickens yesteryear never see"
"You can't argue with that kind of logic", responded a reporter, "I think we are done here, along with the country".