Trump claims he won the German election!

[DrLove]

PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—Urging the German people to “stop the steal,” Donald J. Trump claimed that he was elected Chancellor of Germany over the weekend.​

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Trump said that, once the official vote tallies have been recounted, it will be clear that he won the German election by a “landslide.”​

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Reflecting on his purported win, Trump said, “I’ve always wanted to be the Chancellor of Germany. That’s a title that’s been held by some very fine people.”​

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He revealed that he planned to send the former mayor of New York Rudy Giuliani to Germany to contest the election results. “He hasn’t been disbarred there yet,” Trump said.​

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For his part, Giuliani said that he relished his latest mission on Trump’s behalf. “I can’t wait to get to Germany,” he said. “When does Oktoberfest start?”​

Trump Claims He Won German Election

Reflecting on his purported win, Trump said, “I’ve always wanted to be the Chancellor of Germany. That’s a title that’s been held by some very fine people.”

www.newyorker.com

 

[Penelope]

PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—Urging the German people to “stop the steal,” Donald J. Trump claimed that he was elected Chancellor of Germany over the weekend.​

​

Trump said that, once the official vote tallies have been recounted, it will be clear that he won the German election by a “landslide.”​

​

Reflecting on his purported win, Trump said, “I’ve always wanted to be the Chancellor of Germany. That’s a title that’s been held by some very fine people.”​

​

He revealed that he planned to send the former mayor of New York Rudy Giuliani to Germany to contest the election results. “He hasn’t been disbarred there yet,” Trump said.​

​

For his part, Giuliani said that he relished his latest mission on Trump’s behalf. “I can’t wait to get to Germany,” he said. “When does Oktoberfest start?”​

Trump Claims He Won German Election

Reflecting on his purported win, Trump said, “I’ve always wanted to be the Chancellor of Germany. That’s a title that’s been held by some very fine people.”

www.newyorker.com

He would, as I can see that, he wants to be in charge of any county, it doesn't matter the country. He can be Premier leader of NK too.

 

[DrLove]

He would, as I can see that, he wants to be in charge of any county, it doesn't matter the country. He can be Premier leader of NK too.

Let's find him a small nation that he can run like a dictator for life.

 

[my2¢]

Hilarious but it's time for Borowitz to move on to Biden. I don't find Trump all that pertinent.