He gives you so much to work with. You know he does it on purpose, right.
Um...no.
The idiot does give us a lot to work with, definitely. Because he can't stop running his mouth.
But he sounds like an idiot on purpose? No. He runs his mouth infinitely so he can't be stopped and fact checked, because even he knows he's an idiot.
"We have a lot of lumber. We freed it up, as you know, last week. We're freeing it up so that you can actually cut down a tree without being given the death penalty." - Donald Trump, forestry expert.
"An old fashioned term that we use, 'groceries.' I used it on the campaign. It's such an old-fashioned term, but a beautiful term. Groceries. It says a bag with different things in it." - Donald Trump, grocery bagger.
“I haven’t used the word ‘groceries.’ It’s like an old-fashioned word, but really it’s not. And people understand it.” - Donald Trump, bringing back the word "groceries".
"Very simple word, groceries. Like almost — you know, who uses the word? I started using the word — the groceries.” - Donald Trump, consumerist man of the people.
“And you go, ‘person, woman, man, camera, TV.’ They say, ‘That’s amazing. How did you do that?’" - Donald Trump, amazing 5-word memorizer.
"So, supposing we hit the body with a tremendous, whether it’s ultraviolet or just very powerful light, and I think you said that hasn’t been checked, but you’re going to test it. And then I said supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way. And I think you said you’re going to test that too. Sounds interesting, right? And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in a minute, one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning, because you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs." - Donald Trump, epidemiologist
“When you test, you have a case. When you test, you find something is wrong with people. If we didn’t do any testing, we would have very few cases.” - Donald Trump, very stable genius
‘I don’t kid’: Trump says he wasn’t joking about slowing coronavirus testing
President Donald Trump on Tuesday insisted he was serious when he revealed that he had directed his administration to slow coronavirus testing in the United States, shattering the defenses of senior White House aides who argued Trump’s remarks were made in jest.
“I don’t kid. Let me just tell you. Let me make it clear,” Trump told reporters, when pressed on whether his comments at a campaign event Saturday in Tulsa, Okla., were intended as a joke.
"Think of it, magnets. Now all I know about magnets is this, give me a glass of water, let me drop it on the magnets, that's the end of the magnets." -
Donald Trump, physicist
“In June of 1775, the Continental Congress created a unified army out of the revolutionary forces encamped around Boston and New York, named after the great George Washington, commander in chief. The Continental Army suffered a bitter winter of Valley Forge, found glory across the waters of the Delaware and seized victory from Cornwallis at Yorktown. Our army manned the air, it ranned the ramparts, it took over the airports, it did everything it had to do, and at Fort McHenry, under the rockets’ red glare, it had nothing but victory." -
Donald Trump, American Revolution historian
"So many mistakes were made. See, there was something I think could have been negotiated, to be honest with you. I think you could’ve negotiated that. All the people died, so many people died." -
Donald Trump, Civil War historian
The Battle of Gettysburg. What an unbelievable — it was so much and so interesting, and so vicious and horrible, and so beautiful in so many different ways. It represented such a big portion of the success of this country. Gettysburg, wow. -
Donald Trump, Gettysburg Wow
So I said, “Let me ask you a question.” And he said, “Nobody ever asked this question, and it must be because of MIT, my relationship to MIT,” very smart. I say, “What would happen if the boat sank from its weight and you’re in the boat and you have this tremendously powerful battery and the battery’s underwater, and there’s a shark that’s approximately 10 yards over there?” By the way, a lot of shark attacks lately. Do you notice that? A lot of shark… I watched some guys justifying it today. “Well, they weren’t really that angry. They bit off the young lady’s leg because of the fact that they were not hungry, but they misunderstood who she was.” These people are crazy. He said, “There’s no problem with sharks. They just didn’t really understand a young woman swimming now who really got decimated and other people too,” a lot of shark attacks. So I said, “So there’s a shark 10 yards away from the boat, 10 yards or here. Do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking, and water goes over the battery, the boat is sinking. Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted?” Because I will tell you he didn’t know the answer. He said, “Nobody’s ever asked me that question.” I said, “I think it’s a good question. I think there’s a lot of electric current coming through that water.” But you know what I’d do if there was a shark or you get electrocuted, I’ll take electrocution every single time. I’m not getting near the shark. -
Donald Trump, galeophobic
"He's a ******* moron." - Trump's Secretary of State
"He's a dope." - Trump's National Security Advisor
"He's an idiot." - Trump's White House Chief of Staff
"He's dumb as shit." - Trump's chief economic advisor
"Trump won’t read anything — not one-page memos, not the brief policy papers; nothing. He gets up halfway through meetings with world leaders because he is bored.” - Trump's chief economic advisor
“I got as far as the Fourth Amendment before his finger is pulling down on his lip and his eyes are rolling back in his head.” - Trump campaign aide on trying to teach Trump about the Constitution
"He's a demonic force. - Tucker Carlson
"He's a ******* idiot. - Rupert Murdoch
"He's America's Hitler. - J.D. Vance
