Trump announces plans as first American dictator

[Votto]

Marla go - Donald Trump announces his plans to take over the world in the first 30 days of his Presidency. "I know I said I would only be a dictator on day one, but I may need to extend it a few days as taking over the world can be a bit messy", said newly elected Donald Trump. When asked which part of the world he would take over first, the responded. "Greenland will be the first to fall to me. I mean really, who wants the crap hole countries south of the equator? That is why they are all coming north. Greenland if fabulous, no one hardly lives there, immigrants can't swim there and it is too cold for Leftists to want to even live there. It's perfect!!! In fact, it's so fabulous I think I will just take it over and stop there. We will make Greenland great again by making it green again", declared Trump. In fact, I can just hear the drip, drip, drip of those shrinking horrible glaciers as trees and grass will soon grow underneath along with the drip, drip, drip of the tears of Leftists who wish to see Greenland remain a glacial wasteland. I will enjoy drinking both. I will just sit here until Leftists kill each other off around the rest of the world and then think about maybe moving back at some point once they are all gone. The beauty of my plan is, there are so few people there, I won't even need my cross-dressing backstabbing woke generals to take it over, like Milley who could not even withdraw from a wet paper bag without American soldiers dying all around him."

 

[1srelluc]

The first victim of Votto is paragraphs.

 

[Crepitus]

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Marla go - Donald Trump announces his plans to take over the world in the first 30 days of his Presidency. "I know I said I would only be a dictator on day one, but I may need to extend it a few days as taking over the world can be a bit messy", said newly elected Donald Trump. When asked which part of the world he would take over first, the responded. "Greenland will be the first to fall to me. I mean really, who wants the crap hole countries south of the equator? That is why they are all coming north. Greenland if fabulous, no one hardly lives there, immigrants can't swim there and it is too cold for Leftists to want to even live there. It's perfect!!! In fact, it's so fabulous I think I will just take it over and stop there. We will make Greenland great again by making it green again", declared Trump. In fact, I can just hear the drip, drip, drip of those shrinking horrible glaciers as trees and grass will soon grow underneath along with the drip, drip, drip of the tears of Leftists who wish to see Greenland remain a glacial wasteland. I will enjoy drinking both. I will just sit here until Leftists kill each other off around the rest of the world and then think about maybe moving back at some point once they are all gone. The beauty of my plan is, there are so few people there, I won't even need my cross-dressing backstabbing woke generals to take it over, like Milley who could not even withdraw from a wet paper bag without American soldiers dying all around him."

Which part do you think is satire?

I mean he has talked openly about these things, they aren't jokes.

 

[Twisted Gypsy Child]

Which part do you think is satire?

I mean he has talked openly about these things, they aren't jokes.

I had to take a second look. This is not satire.

 

[Manonthestreet]

Which part do you think is satire?

I mean he has talked openly about these things, they aren't jokes.

Well the uniform is all wrong. It should be a Nazi one....am I right

 

[Crepitus]

Well the uniform is all wrong. It should be a Nazi one....am I right

No, the "generalissimo" look suits him pretty well.

The Nazi stuff ain't flashy enough for him.

 

[Votto]

No, the "generalissimo" look suits him pretty well.

The Nazi stuff ain't flashy enough for him.

Nazis were losers, so why would he dawn their uniform?

 

[Votto]

The first victim of Votto is paragraphs.

All paragraphs die, die, die!!!!!!!!!!!

Trump assures me when he takes over they will all be gone.

 

[Crepitus]

Nazis were losers, so why would he dawn their uniform?

A desire to belong.

 

[Votto]

I had to take a second look. This is not satire.

Is it evil to forcibly take over a glacial wasteland?

He could imprison all the penguins.

In fact, I hear they are good to eat.

 

[Votto]

A desire to belong.

Who wants to belong to a bunch of losers?

He may as well join the DNC like you.

 

[Crepitus]

Who wants to belong to a bunch of losers?

Who do you think we're talking about here?

 

[Votto]

Who do you think we're talking about here?

Your cousin National Socialists, that's who.

 

[toobfreak]

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Wow! Trump pulls off the dictator look better than any I have ever seen! It really suits him well! He is a natural. I think he should adopt this as his permanent fashion statement just to explode Leftist heads!

 

[toobfreak]

All paragraphs die, die, die!!!!!!!!!!!
Trump assures me when he takes over they will all be gone.

 

[Crepitus]

Your cousin National Socialists, that's who.

Yes, I do have some tRumpling cousins.

Don't see them often though. They seem to take my success personally.