Tried the Impossible Whopper Today... and It Tasted Like a Whopper

[OldLady]

I've never had one. My coworker tried it once and kind of liked it. From his perspective you wouldn't know the difference from a real beef Whopper. I don't know about that. What you guys think?

Your coworker was correct.
Still, savages will prefer the blood and smell of charred carcass.

savages will prefer the blood and smell of charred carcass.
And what, pray tell, is wrong with that?

 

[OldLady]

I tried this drink with protein in it once and it nearly exploded me. So much for being healthy.