>You know I kind of feel bad for these people, maybe we are a little hard on them. <
Hard on US?? Our national pastime is making fun of Americans! And you thought it was hockey or curling! What a putz. Have you never heard of the shows "Talking to Americans" or "This Hour has 22 Minutes"? Rick Mercer is not laughing WITH you - he is laughing AT you!
http://radio.cbc.ca/programs/thismorning/sites/a&e/mercer_010330.html
>I mean think about it, living in a country constantly in the shadow of the US<
Um. We both live in the Northern Hemisphere. The Land of the Midnight Sun is part of Canada. Who is in whose shadow?
>having a military our boyscouts could defeat<
http://www.hamilton-scourge.city.hamilton.on.ca/stoney.htm
Wow. Better send the boyscouts next time. LOL
>not even having a their own language. <
Um. English. Let's see. What country is that language from? What do Americans speak? Good questions. Check out my website and read items one, two, three and five. Then enrol in remedial English for Dummies (subtitled - English as a Second Language for those from the Lost Colonies - Learning How to Speak the Proper Queen's English in Three Easy Steps)
http://members.shaw.ca/uncle_red_dog/2000November8.htm
>They can't even decide if they should speak French or English.<
Actually, we can, and those of us who are bilingual speak the appropriate language in any given situation. For example, we use English to take money from stupid Americans like you, and French in the bedroom or if speaking to any of our other "allies" when an American neo-conservative is in the room. How many languages do you speak? It is a sign of intelligence, not indecision, you mental midget.
P.S. Pidgeon English or "English" that has devolved through interbreeding with slaves and learning the slave dialects don't count as second languages, Einstein. What d'yall think o' them thar apples?
>Must really suck having a second rate health care system<
That's the funniest thing you've said yet.
"The United States, for example, pays more per capita on health care than any other country, yet in overall quality its care ranks 37th in the world."
http://www.rferl.org/nca/features/2000/06/F.RU.000621122505.html
http://action.web.ca/home/wnc/alerts.shtml?sh_itm=4ab969eadd5da67d1d8851126e2ce766
http://www.davidgratzer.com/report1/5.html
"Canada ranks first in health status. This category includes life expectancy, healthy life expectancy (years lived free-of-disability), the percent of population not expected to survive to age 40, self-reported health status, and the prevalence of smoking, alcohol consumption and obesity in the population."
>an economy almost totally dependent on us<
You've got me there. You are indeed our largest trading partner. But ... guess what? That's a two way street. We are YOUR largest trading partner too. Our economies are interdependent. You might want to be a bit nicer. EU has been calling us a lot more often ever since you put the chimp in office.
http://www.census.gov/foreign-trade/top/dst/2002/12/balance.html
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/bw/20031024/bs_bw/nf200310241823db046
You might want to check respective government deficits and the balance of payments before making the comment of exactly WHO is dependent on WHO.
>and being thought of as America's little brother.<
I could kick my older brother's ass by the time I was 12. What's your point?
>You know I can't even think of a product, service, of industry that they are know for. <
Let me help:
Oil
Natural Gas
Hydro
Water
Lumber
Talent (actors, musicians, comedians - essentially - many of the people you look up to in our society that are smarter than you - are Canadians)
Diplomacy (4 syllables - I know George, it is a big word, but you can say it too if you keep practicing)
Maple Syrup
real beer instead of piss water
toques
funny fur hats
baby seal jelly (a delicacy here)
police who actually catch bad guys regardless of their race
Shana Twain
... my fingers tire of this exercise ... I could go on but have a sudden urge to watch music videos ... goodbye
>But despite this they are proud ! <
You got one thing right you dumb Yank.
>And why shouldn't they be, look at all their country has done !<
Careful. Keep it up and you'll have me blindly waving my flag like some dumb ass Texas Republican.
>At very least they produce a hell of a hockey team !
Oh that's right, the NEW JERSEY DEVILS won the cup ! I retract my last statement .<
Check their citizenship papers. What percentage of NHL players are American born? You know our national sport must be a great success when America the Great imports it for their very own. Anybody else imported and played American "football" lately? See point #6 at my site.
http://members.shaw.ca/uncle_red_dog/2000November8.htm
;-)