Tom Cotton reveals he spent his time during Trump Impeachment "pretending" to read materials relevant to the trial so "nosy reporters" leave him alone

[basquebromance]

that's something to brag about? this is alarming, and will dent his future presidential hopes. spoiler: i actually like Cotton, but i can't set this aside

i used to read goosebumps under the actual textbooks at school lol

 

[Moonglow]

Too bad we couldn't pretend to pay him.