Toilet Paper Thieves at large

[Bleipriester]

Two men are believed to have stolen precious toilet paper.

"Police and Emergency Services Minister David Elliott urged anyone with information to come forward and report to police.

"I support any measures taken by police to protect our communities from this sort of disgraceful criminal activity, " he said."

Police hunting Sydney toilet paper thieves

Police are hunting two men who they say have stolen toilet paper.

www.news.com.au

 

[depotoo]

You just have to laugh. Maybe they couldn’t get any after the run on the stores. Lol

 

[Pogo]

I cannot for the life o' me figure out this toilet paper shit. WHO thinks of toilet paper as something you have to stock up on? What in the fuck were they using before? What were they doing, buying a sheet at a time? Freaking idiots.

That's at least a year's supply in that one guy's hand alone. Who is that? José Bautista?

 

[Bleipriester]

I cannot for the life o' me figure out this toilet paper shit. WHO thinks of toilet paper as something you have to stock up on? What in the fuck were they using before? What were they doing, buying a sheet at a time? Freaking idiots.

That's at least a year's supply in that one guy's hand alone. Who is that? José Bautista?

Quarantine means a lot of fapping, I guess.

 

[Briggs]

They are probably selling them at $20 a pop. The joke is on them. Our shelves in the store are full.

 

[Yarddog]

Two men are believed to have stolen precious toilet paper.

"Police and Emergency Services Minister David Elliott urged anyone with information to come forward and report to police.

"I support any measures taken by police to protect our communities from this sort of disgraceful criminal activity, " he said."

Police hunting Sydney toilet paper thieves

Police are hunting two men who they say have stolen toilet paper.

www.news.com.au

There should be a special punishment for this!

 

[Pogo]

I cannot for the life o' me figure out this toilet paper shit. WHO thinks of toilet paper as something you have to stock up on? What in the fuck were they using before? What were they doing, buying a sheet at a time? Freaking idiots.

That's at least a year's supply in that one guy's hand alone. Who is that? José Bautista?

Quarantine means a lot of fapping, I guess.

Hm. Yeah I can see that, but then that also invites the question, where were they fapping up to now?

I've been ponderating this mystical phenomenon. I came up with the theory that Americans have a secret custom that apparently nobody talks about.

They never shit at home. Ever.

They wait for the workplace, or the supermarket, or maybe some patch in the woods, I have no idea. But clearly a ton of people have never shat at home and now suddenly they're gonna have to use their own bathroom for something besides a shower. So for the first time in their lives they're buying toilet paper, and obviously, they have no idea how much they need. It's all kind of unexplored territory.

I expect there should be a corresponding run on toilet brushes and cleaners. That is, if they know that goes with it. They may not.

That's all I can think of.

 

[Bleipriester]

I cannot for the life o' me figure out this toilet paper shit. WHO thinks of toilet paper as something you have to stock up on? What in the fuck were they using before? What were they doing, buying a sheet at a time? Freaking idiots.

That's at least a year's supply in that one guy's hand alone. Who is that? José Bautista?

Quarantine means a lot of fapping, I guess.

Hm. Yeah I can see that, but then that also invites the question, where were they fapping up to now?

I've been ponderating this mystical phenomenon. I came up with the theory that Americans have a secret custom that apparently nobody talks about.

They never shit at home. Ever.

They wait for the workplace, or the supermarket, or maybe some patch in the woods, I have no idea. But clearly a ton of people have never shat at home and now suddenly they're gonna have to use their own bathroom for something besides a shower. So for the first time in their lives they're buying toilet paper, and obviously, they have no idea how much they need. It's all kind of unexplored territory.

I expect there should be a corresponding run on toilet brushes and cleaners. That is, if they know that goes with it. They may not.

That's all I can think of.

But it is happening around the globe.

 

[Likkmee]

HEY Leave those guys alone. They work for me !

 

[Pogo]

I cannot for the life o' me figure out this toilet paper shit. WHO thinks of toilet paper as something you have to stock up on? What in the fuck were they using before? What were they doing, buying a sheet at a time? Freaking idiots.

That's at least a year's supply in that one guy's hand alone. Who is that? José Bautista?

Quarantine means a lot of fapping, I guess.

Hm. Yeah I can see that, but then that also invites the question, where were they fapping up to now?

I've been ponderating this mystical phenomenon. I came up with the theory that Americans have a secret custom that apparently nobody talks about.

They never shit at home. Ever.

They wait for the workplace, or the supermarket, or maybe some patch in the woods, I have no idea. But clearly a ton of people have never shat at home and now suddenly they're gonna have to use their own bathroom for something besides a shower. So for the first time in their lives they're buying toilet paper, and obviously, they have no idea how much they need. It's all kind of unexplored territory.

I expect there should be a corresponding run on toilet brushes and cleaners. That is, if they know that goes with it. They may not.

That's all I can think of.

But it is happening around the globe.

Really?

Does that mean I am the only one who shits and/or faps at home?

Strange I never noticed this.

 

[Pogo]

HEY Leave those guys alone. They work for me !
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When I see that room all I can think is ---

LET LOOSE THE CATS!

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[Likkmee]

HEY Leave those guys alone. They work for me !
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When I see that room all I can think is ---

LET LOOSE THE CATS!

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GOD DAMN GIFS STILL don't work in this software....

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

I cannot for the life o' me figure out this toilet paper shit. WHO thinks of toilet paper as something you have to stock up on? What in the fuck were they using before? What were they doing, buying a sheet at a time? Freaking idiots.

That's at least a year's supply in that one guy's hand alone. Who is that? José Bautista?

I cant believe how many dumbshits still dont get it.

It's not about the toilet paper,it's about having to expose yourself to the virus going to the store just so you can wipe your ass.

I'm just happy the Wife had done Her usual fourth month run to wallyworld before all this shit started.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Two men are believed to have stolen precious toilet paper.

"Police and Emergency Services Minister David Elliott urged anyone with information to come forward and report to police.

"I support any measures taken by police to protect our communities from this sort of disgraceful criminal activity, " he said."

Police hunting Sydney toilet paper thieves

Police are hunting two men who they say have stolen toilet paper.

www.news.com.au

There should be a special punishment for this!

Locked in a cell with nothing but 80 grit sandpaper to wipe their ass?

 

[Likkmee]

I cannot for the life o' me figure out this toilet paper shit. WHO thinks of toilet paper as something you have to stock up on? What in the fuck were they using before? What were they doing, buying a sheet at a time? Freaking idiots.

That's at least a year's supply in that one guy's hand alone. Who is that? José Bautista?

I cant believe how many dumbshits still dont get it.

It's not about the toilet paper,it's about having to expose yourself to the virus going to the store just so you can wipe your ass.

I'm just happy the Wife had done Her usual fourth month run to wallyworld before all this shit started.

Wrong. It IS the toilet paper

 

[Bleipriester]

I cannot for the life o' me figure out this toilet paper shit. WHO thinks of toilet paper as something you have to stock up on? What in the fuck were they using before? What were they doing, buying a sheet at a time? Freaking idiots.

That's at least a year's supply in that one guy's hand alone. Who is that? José Bautista?

Quarantine means a lot of fapping, I guess.

Hm. Yeah I can see that, but then that also invites the question, where were they fapping up to now?

I've been ponderating this mystical phenomenon. I came up with the theory that Americans have a secret custom that apparently nobody talks about.

They never shit at home. Ever.

They wait for the workplace, or the supermarket, or maybe some patch in the woods, I have no idea. But clearly a ton of people have never shat at home and now suddenly they're gonna have to use their own bathroom for something besides a shower. So for the first time in their lives they're buying toilet paper, and obviously, they have no idea how much they need. It's all kind of unexplored territory.

I expect there should be a corresponding run on toilet brushes and cleaners. That is, if they know that goes with it. They may not.

That's all I can think of.

But it is happening around the globe.

Really?

Does that mean I am the only one who shits and/or faps at home?

Strange I never noticed this.

Yes, see where this news comes from, for example.

 

[progressive hunter]

considering my stockpile of TP my house will burn for an extra day if it catches fire,,

 

[Pogo]

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[Marion Morrison]

Two men are believed to have stolen precious toilet paper.

"Police and Emergency Services Minister David Elliott urged anyone with information to come forward and report to police.

"I support any measures taken by police to protect our communities from this sort of disgraceful criminal activity, " he said."

Police hunting Sydney toilet paper thieves

Police are hunting two men who they say have stolen toilet paper.

www.news.com.au

There should be a special punishment for this!

They look Muslim.

 

[Marion Morrison]

HEY Leave those guys alone. They work for me !
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When I see that room all I can think is ---

LET LOOSE THE CATS!

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My friend had a cat like that. Me, I had a pitbull that discovered how to get the end of the TP roll and just run all over the house with it until it's gone.

That happened twice until I started shutting the bathroom door before leaving for work.

Damn dog TP'd my house. Door to door, everywhere! Grrr.!

He used to get that umm..Separation Anxiety.

He was a great dog. He was so happy TPing the house. Not running..just kinda prancing/galluping up and down like.."Yeah!"

Cavorting with the tip of the TP roll in his mouth all over the house.
He did it 1 time while I was home. Come out of my room and saw him in full regalia!
Caught dead in the act, his eyes were kinda wild.

Hopping and shaking.