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Darkwind

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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

'What's the matter, dear' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night

The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met'.

She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.

The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating, I was 18 and you were only 16,' he says solemnly.

Once again, the wife is touched to tears. 'Yes, I do' she replies.

The husband pauses The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car'

'Yes, I remember' said the wife, lowering herself into the chair beside him.

The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years'

'I remember that, too' she replied softly.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said "I would have gotten out today." :disbelief:
 
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

'What's the matter, dear' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night

The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met'.

She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.

The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating, I was 18 and you were only 16,' he says solemnly.

Once again, the wife is touched to tears. 'Yes, I do' she replies.

The husband pauses The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car'

'Yes, I remember' said the wife, lowering herself into the chair beside him.

The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years'

'I remember that, too' she replied softly.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said "I would have gotten out today." :disbelief:



I don't get it, it sounds like they're already married. :/
 
I don't get it, it sounds like they're already married. :/
Well, it's a joke.

The concept was, if he had not married her way back then, he'd be free of her today and for all those years, and out of jail now.


It's an old theme on marriage humor.
 
Well, it's a joke.

The concept was, if he had not married her way back then, he'd be free of her today and for all those years, and out of jail now.


It's an old theme on marriage humor.



Oh okay, but does it say why he's in jail?
 
Oh okay, but does it say why he's in jail?
Sure. It was in his tale of rememberance.

In the joke he said, "
Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car'

'Yes, I remember' said the wife, lowering herself into the chair beside him.

The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years'

Obviously, he married her 20 years ago. :) ... and today was the day he would have gotten out of jail if he hadn't married her.
 
Sure. It was in his tale of rememberance.

In the joke he said, "
Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car'

'Yes, I remember' said the wife, lowering herself into the chair beside him.

The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years'

Obviously, he married her 20 years ago. :) ... and today was the day he would have gotten out of jail if he hadn't married her.



Yeah, so what was he in jail for then since he did marry her? He gave him the choice and he married her so what was the reason he was sent to prison?
 
Yeah, so what was he in jail for then since he did marry her? He gave him the choice and he married her so what was the reason he was sent to prison?
LOL

he wasn't in jail He was sitting at his kitchen table in the middle of the night thinking about how he would have been out of jail if he hadn't married her.
 
LOL

he wasn't in jail He was sitting at his kitchen table in the middle of the night thinking about how he would have been out of jail if he hadn't married her.



Ohhhh,.. okay, now I gotcha lol
 
LOL

he wasn't in jail He was sitting at his kitchen table in the middle of the night thinking about how he would have been out of jail if he hadn't married her.


You're a good man, Darkwind.
 
The joke I was making is any joke you have to explain isn’t all that funny. Here, I think the husband/wife joke was funny. But since you weren’t getting it, I found that funny too.



I know, I was just joking lol
 

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