Poor bastards.
While they were supporting the Iraq War, and claiming up to the present day that Saddam had WMDs, and calling anyone opposed to the invasion a traitor, and sporting magnetic yellow ribbons on their SUVs, the Naked Emperor was telling all the fake news outlets that Bush was a liar who should be impeached.
Then the dumb tards turned around and elected him! Of all people!
Isn't that just ******* amazing?
You couldn't make this up. You could not write a work of fiction and convince people such a thing had any plausibility at all.