Time Magazine - Portland, One of the Worlds Greatest Places

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

Try not to hurt yourself laughing!!! Mmmmkay?

 

[JustAGuy1]

It used to be. I LOVED eating at McCormick and Schmick on the river

 

[toobfreak]

Time Magazine - Portland, One of the Worlds Greatest Places​

Try not to hurt yourself laughing!!! Mmmmkay?

I can only assume:

1. They're KIDDING, right?
2. Someone on the Exec Staff is from Portland and/or they were paid a LOT of money to run a piece trying to drum up tourists and citizens lost from years of leftwing insanity.

 

[Augustine_]

Try not to hurt yourself laughing!!! Mmmmkay?

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The few republicans who ever venture out to see a city must be completely stunned when they arrive and see it still standing and doing fine

 

[johngaltshrugged]

My best friend lives in a suburb there called Beaverton?

He's a black conservative Christian.
Portland isn't exactly welcoming to successful black men that leave the reservation. They think they have an ally till he sets them straight.
There's no such thing as liberal Democrats, particularly in a prog infested crap hole like Portland

 

[Concerned American]

I'll

Try not to hurt yourself laughing!!! Mmmmkay?

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I'll never set foot in that shithole again.

 

[Augustine_]

Portland isn't exactly welcoming to successful black men that leave the reservation.

Yet your friend became successful there and chooses to live there. Curious.

 

[Concerned American]

It used to be. I LOVED eating at McCormick and Schmick on the river

There are still good places in Vancouver, WA on the river--then you can watch the riots from a distance.

 

[Concerned American]

Yet your friend became successful there and chooses to live there. Curious.

Beaverton, Not Portland, moron. Can't you read.

 

[Augustine_]

Beaverton, Not Portland, moron. Can't you read.

A suburb that only exists because of Portland. Imagine choosing to serve something you hate so fiercely.

 

[Canon Shooter]

I lived in Portland for six months. I didn't own enough pairs of Birkenstocks to remain.

It's a great place to live if you happen to be a photographer. I used to open my bedroom curtains and Mt. St. Helens was... right there. Okay, so it was 110 miles away, but it was as if you could reach out and touch it.

There was plenty around to photograph, but that was hardly enough to keep me there...

 

[Flash]

Portlandia is where young hippies go to retire.

 

[Augustine_]

I lived in Portland for six months. I didn't own enough pairs of Birkenstocks to remain.

It's a great place to live if you happen to be a photographer. I used to open my bedroom curtains and Mt. St. Helens was... right there. Okay, so it was 110 miles away, but it was as if you could reach out and touch it.

There was plenty around to photograph, but that was hardly enough to keep me there...

Great story bro

 

[Canon Shooter]

Beaverton, Not Portland, moron. Can't you read.

Beaverton is considered a suburb of Portland. You can get from downtown Portland to Beaverton in under 15 minutes...

 

[Devils_Advocate]

A suburb that only exists because of Portland. Imagine choosing to serve something you hate so fiercely.

Have you ever been to Portland or Oregon?

I lived in Corvallis, Seaside and Portland back in the 1990’s and can tell you even back then Portland wasn’t that special…

Now Corvallis is down right beautiful…

 

[Canon Shooter]

One thing Portland has going for it is Cartlandia. I used to live about ten minutes away.

I can't think of many foods you couldn't get there...

 

[Concerned American]

Mt. St. Helens was... right there.

I think you mean Mt. Hood.

 

[Meister]

You all can hash it out regarding Portland, I'll stick with CDA, Id

 

[Concerned American]

Beaverton is considered a suburb of Portland. You can get from downtown Portland to Beaverton in under 15 minutes...

Did Time say Beaverton or Portland? Does it hurt to twist yourself into a pretzel?

 

[Canon Shooter]

I think you mean Mt. Hood.

Oh, no, I mean Mount St. Helens. I lived on a bit of a mountain in southeast Portland and, on a clear day, you could easily make out Mount St. Helens.

I went to Timberline Lodge several times in the six months I lived there. Mt. Hood's pretty spectacular, as well...