Thousands attend Gay Games in Cleveland - CNN.com Video
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The Gay Games are going Strong and many new participants are joining all the time. That should show others that such athletic games are not just geared to one particular sexual orientation.
They banned these games in Mother Russia -In Russia they have no gay games and no gay people— there are homosexuals but they are not allowed to be gay about it. The punishment is seven years locked in the gulag with other men and there is a three-year waiting list for that. Actually one queer got arrested when he was overheard talking a tattoo artist - he asked to have 4x4 tattooed on his penis. The Tattoo artist asked "Why the hell would you want 4x4 tattooed on your ****?" Gay guy replies " You wouldn't believe the **** this thing goes through!"
A queer dentist found himself in the Gulag Prison when he was overheard telling another ****** that he had the whitest teeth he'd ever cum across...
It's not just men who find themselves Gulagged - One Lesbian found herself there because she rolls her own tampons and kickstarts her vibrator. She had very long fingers and other dikes said she was "well hung".
One gay guy went to his doctor because he was feeling bad about thinking of other men sexually. So the doctor tells him, here's what you can do, go home and take some cayenne peppers, habanero peppers, and blend them until watery, and then drink it all down as fast as you can, the guy asked with great relief, "so this will cure me?" "No," the doctor said, "but it will remind you what your ass is for."
Actually one good thing about the Gulag Gay Prison , is that they need very few chairs - four guys can sit on one stool by flipping it over - but they still like to have some help pushing their stool in.
While laboring for Mother Russa at the Gulag - a group of queers actually discovered some old dinosaur bones - they theorized that it was a Gay Dinosaur - which is why it went extinct - They named it MegaSoreAss
