boedicca
Uppity Water Nymph from the Land of Funk
- Feb 12, 2007
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A Vegan friend of mine tried to make her cats into vegans a few years ago. The result: the starving cats killed the song birds in her neighborhood.
I hate when the neighborhood cats hang out in my yard waiting to pounce on the song birds. If there's one thing that plucks me nice and good, it's that. Their owners aren't vegans, but boy does that pluck me. I have a little green sign in one of my flower beds out front that means my property is a certified natural habitat. I built all of that just so I could have the song birds around. And they poop in my mulch beds, too.
I'm going to write a very stern letter to the homeowners association, just haven't got around to it yet, I've been lightly plinking them with rubber bb if I see em prowling.
Get a super soaker and fill it with water mixed with a bit of ammonia (not enough to hurt, but enough to smell). After you've soaked a cat a couple of times, it will learn to stay away.