This might explain the Noah's Ark parable in the bible

[surada]

If the Bible 'speaks to you' and you are of Anglo-Saxon heritage then God is speaking to a descendant of Israel. The English-speaking world, WASP's, is basically the descendants of Israel. That other peoples are reading the Bible in their own language is simply fulfilled latter day prophecy regarding the preaching and publishing of the gospel to every nation, called the great commission.

According to updated data for 2021, there are now nearly 685 million Christians in Africa, with 760 million expected by 2025.
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[Thunk]

Scientists say that Khufu built the great pyramid. I wonder how long it took him. Them stones were pretty heavy.

I can just hear him...OH MY ACHING BACK! I pyramid my fingers to the BONE and what thanks do I get?

 

[frigidweirdo]

Noah had 120 years to figger it out.

Right, science says that's impossible.

 

[Kruska]

There are Egyptian records that say this pharaoh ruled for 700 years....and that pharaoh ruled for 1,100 years...

Source?

Then after the great flood those records say the next pharaoh ruled for 40 years...next was 60 years...and so on.

Source?

These records have NOTHING to do with the bible. They are a completely different account that something major happened around that time frame. People went from living for 1,000 years to living 100 years at the most.

Source?

 

[Kruska]

Scientists say that Khufu built the great pyramid. I wonder how long it took him. Them stones were pretty heavy.

He didn't build the Great Pyramid by himself. But around 15-20,000 workers constructed it in 15 years. 2575BC. to 2560 BC.

 

[Kruska]

WASP's are the descendants of Israel

Source?

and form the majority of the Christian church worldwide.

Source?

• Catholic Church – 1,200,000,000, 52.4%
• Protestantism – 800,640,000, 34.9% - and less then half of these constitute US like Protestant sects.
• Orthodoxy – 260,380,000, 11.4%
• Other Christianity – 28,430,000, 1.3%
• Christianity – 2,289,450,000, 100%

 

[Thunk]

Source?

 

[Kruska]

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Unlike your Kiddy-Bible - with all these neat pictures - a picture isn't a source that would verify your false and ignorant claim of Egyptian texts, stating Pharaohs to have ruled for 700 aka 1100 years.
You need to do far better then that, if you want to be taken serious amongst educated adults.

 

[Thunk]

Unlike your Kiddy-Bible - with all these neat pictures

I figured you were too IGNANT to read Egyptian hieroglyphs...but I mistakenly thunked you could read english...


Thunk said:

These records have NOTHING to do with the bible. They are a completely different account that something major happened

 

[Kruska]

I figured you were too IGNANT to read Egyptian hieroglyphs...but I mistakenly thunked you could read english...

I am not interested in your Childlike rants - I am still waiting for your source!!

 

[BreezeWood]

- a picture isn't a source that would verify your false and ignorant claim of Egyptian texts, stating Pharaohs to have ruled for 700 aka 1100 years.

* the hieroglyphs are egyptian text - just what was provided was too small to see the raindrops or anything else ...

or whether the event described was considered a heavenly event or an act of nature.

 

[Woodznutz]

Right, science says that's impossible.

They weren't there.

 

[frigidweirdo]

They weren't there.

This conversation is so boring, I give up.

 

[Woodznutz]

Source?

British Israelism.

Source?

How many of those are immersion baptized Christians that have received the Holy Spirit by the laying on of hands?

 

[Woodznutz]

This conversation is so boring, I give up.

True, and fruitless as well.