This lady from a dating site asked "what makes me happy" on the phone and

[fbj]

i told her listening to jazz, fall season, and spending time with family

Haven't heard from her since that day. Was she really turned off by that???

You should have just said doggy style, man. Better chance you would have heard back from her by now.

So saying something sexual?

 

[frigidweirdo]

i told her listening to jazz, fall season, and spending time with family

The next day I bought some JELLO from the supermarket which was cherry flavor with pineapple inside. I text her a pic of the jello on 11/10 and said "this is what really makes me happy"


Haven't heard from her since that day. Was she really turned off by that???

You need to understand timing. No telling what she thought you meant by that.

I actually think people need to be themselves. No point in dating, getting married and then revealing who you are. A recipe for disaster. Though some people are just better off alone.

 

[WillMunny]

What makes me happy? When a gigantic hole suddenly opens up in the ground for no reason whatsoever and starts sucking random people in to their doom, like a gargantuan vacuum cleaner. Before it magically seals itself up.

 

[Asclepias]

i told her listening to jazz, fall season, and spending time with family

The next day I bought some JELLO from the supermarket which was cherry flavor with pineapple inside. I text her a pic of the jello on 11/10 and said "this is what really makes me happy"


Haven't heard from her since that day. Was she really turned off by that???

You need to understand timing. No telling what she thought you meant by that.

I actually think people need to be themselves. No point in dating, getting married and then revealing who you are. A recipe for disaster. Though some people are just better off alone.

No one is completely themselves when they first meet. Thats whats so cool about dating. You reveal more about yourself the more you get involved. Matter of fact some things should absolutely never be revealed until you get serious.

 

[frigidweirdo]

i told her listening to jazz, fall season, and spending time with family

The next day I bought some JELLO from the supermarket which was cherry flavor with pineapple inside. I text her a pic of the jello on 11/10 and said "this is what really makes me happy"


Haven't heard from her since that day. Was she really turned off by that???

You need to understand timing. No telling what she thought you meant by that.

I actually think people need to be themselves. No point in dating, getting married and then revealing who you are. A recipe for disaster. Though some people are just better off alone.

No one is completely themselves when they first meet. Thats whats so cool about dating. You reveal more about yourself the more you get involved. Matter of fact some things should absolutely never be revealed until you get serious.

I disagree. I'm myself when "dating", though I've never really done dating as such.

 

[danielpalos]

Usually on the dating sites, there are many more men than women. It may be that she moved on to another guy she was more interested in.

He failed the test question, "what makes you happy." Women are looking for emotionally healthy men.

So an example of how I could have answered is what?

Talking with you.

Maybe I should have said......."Having the tip of my dick licked"

it depends on the girl, right.

some women may insist on just the tip, to see if we feel like their next boyfriend.

 

[danielpalos]

i told her listening to jazz, fall season, and spending time with family

Haven't heard from her since that day. Was she really turned off by that???

You should have just said doggy style, man. Better chance you would have heard back from her by now.

i just ask them to send me porn videos that depict what she likes best.

modern times, right.

 

[danielpalos]

i told her listening to jazz, fall season, and spending time with family

Haven't heard from her since that day. Was she really turned off by that???

You should have just said doggy style, man. Better chance you would have heard back from her by now.

So saying something sexual?

i offer to oil wrestle, to give them an, "even chance".

 

[Skull Pilot]

Anyone with as much trouble with women as you have is either clueless or in the closet or both

My vote is both

 

[Asclepias]

i told her listening to jazz, fall season, and spending time with family

The next day I bought some JELLO from the supermarket which was cherry flavor with pineapple inside. I text her a pic of the jello on 11/10 and said "this is what really makes me happy"


Haven't heard from her since that day. Was she really turned off by that???

You need to understand timing. No telling what she thought you meant by that.

I actually think people need to be themselves. No point in dating, getting married and then revealing who you are. A recipe for disaster. Though some people are just better off alone.

No one is completely themselves when they first meet. Thats whats so cool about dating. You reveal more about yourself the more you get involved. Matter of fact some things should absolutely never be revealed until you get serious.

I disagree. I'm myself when "dating", though I've never really done dating as such.

There is a reason for the phrase TMI. Some people simply dont want to know all your info especially if they dont know you well. It makes you seem thirsty. Theres a difference in being yourself and using discretion when volunteering information better kept until you know the other person better.

 

[frigidweirdo]

i told her listening to jazz, fall season, and spending time with family

The next day I bought some JELLO from the supermarket which was cherry flavor with pineapple inside. I text her a pic of the jello on 11/10 and said "this is what really makes me happy"


Haven't heard from her since that day. Was she really turned off by that???

You need to understand timing. No telling what she thought you meant by that.

I actually think people need to be themselves. No point in dating, getting married and then revealing who you are. A recipe for disaster. Though some people are just better off alone.

No one is completely themselves when they first meet. Thats whats so cool about dating. You reveal more about yourself the more you get involved. Matter of fact some things should absolutely never be revealed until you get serious.

I disagree. I'm myself when "dating", though I've never really done dating as such.

There is a reason for the phrase TMI. Some people simply dont want to know all your info especially if they dont know you well. It makes you seem thirsty. Theres a difference in being yourself and using discretion when volunteering information better kept until you know the other person better.

And I'm guessing that's why the divorce rate is through the roof. People just get used to lying.

 

[Asclepias]

You need to understand timing. No telling what she thought you meant by that.

I actually think people need to be themselves. No point in dating, getting married and then revealing who you are. A recipe for disaster. Though some people are just better off alone.

No one is completely themselves when they first meet. Thats whats so cool about dating. You reveal more about yourself the more you get involved. Matter of fact some things should absolutely never be revealed until you get serious.

I disagree. I'm myself when "dating", though I've never really done dating as such.

There is a reason for the phrase TMI. Some people simply dont want to know all your info especially if they dont know you well. It makes you seem thirsty. Theres a difference in being yourself and using discretion when volunteering information better kept until you know the other person better.

And I'm guessing that's why the divorce rate is through the roof. People just get used to lying.

Doubt it. The divorce rate is through the roof because people dont honor commitment anymore. Takes work to stay married and most are too lazy to be bothered.

 

[danielpalos]

...practicing full body waxing, just for fun and practice.

 

[blastoff]

Usually on the dating sites, there are many more men than women. It may be that she moved on to another guy she was more interested in.

Oh, c’mon. What are the odds of THAT!!!

 

[boedicca]

i told her listening to jazz, fall season, and spending time with family

The next day I bought some JELLO from the supermarket which was cherry flavor with pineapple inside. I text her a pic of the jello on 11/10 and said "this is what really makes me happy"


Haven't heard from her since that day. Was she really turned off by that???

You should have gone with the lime jell-o.

 

[frigidweirdo]

I actually think people need to be themselves. No point in dating, getting married and then revealing who you are. A recipe for disaster. Though some people are just better off alone.

No one is completely themselves when they first meet. Thats whats so cool about dating. You reveal more about yourself the more you get involved. Matter of fact some things should absolutely never be revealed until you get serious.

I disagree. I'm myself when "dating", though I've never really done dating as such.

There is a reason for the phrase TMI. Some people simply dont want to know all your info especially if they dont know you well. It makes you seem thirsty. Theres a difference in being yourself and using discretion when volunteering information better kept until you know the other person better.

And I'm guessing that's why the divorce rate is through the roof. People just get used to lying.

Doubt it. The divorce rate is through the roof because people dont honor commitment anymore. Takes work to stay married and most are too lazy to be bothered.

And why would you honor a commitment when you hate the other person? If you set out in a fantasy world rather than reality, when reality bites, you'll struggle.

 

[WillMunny]

You know what makes me happy (& thankful in the spirit of Thanksgiving)? My magical ability to eat a bowl of alphabet soup and then puke up the vowels and consonants separately.

 

[Asclepias]

No one is completely themselves when they first meet. Thats whats so cool about dating. You reveal more about yourself the more you get involved. Matter of fact some things should absolutely never be revealed until you get serious.

I disagree. I'm myself when "dating", though I've never really done dating as such.

There is a reason for the phrase TMI. Some people simply dont want to know all your info especially if they dont know you well. It makes you seem thirsty. Theres a difference in being yourself and using discretion when volunteering information better kept until you know the other person better.

And I'm guessing that's why the divorce rate is through the roof. People just get used to lying.

Doubt it. The divorce rate is through the roof because people dont honor commitment anymore. Takes work to stay married and most are too lazy to be bothered.

And why would you honor a commitment when you hate the other person? If you set out in a fantasy world rather than reality, when reality bites, you'll struggle.

Because you promised for better or worse? Anyone that gets married expecting a fantasy is in for a rude awakening. It takes work to make a marriage successful.

 

[frigidweirdo]

I disagree. I'm myself when "dating", though I've never really done dating as such.

There is a reason for the phrase TMI. Some people simply dont want to know all your info especially if they dont know you well. It makes you seem thirsty. Theres a difference in being yourself and using discretion when volunteering information better kept until you know the other person better.

And I'm guessing that's why the divorce rate is through the roof. People just get used to lying.

Doubt it. The divorce rate is through the roof because people dont honor commitment anymore. Takes work to stay married and most are too lazy to be bothered.

And why would you honor a commitment when you hate the other person? If you set out in a fantasy world rather than reality, when reality bites, you'll struggle.

Because you promised for better or worse? Anyone that gets married expecting a fantasy is in for a rude awakening. It takes work to make a marriage successful.

Yes, it does. It takes work, and work isn't lying to people.

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

You know what makes me happy (& thankful in the spirit of Thanksgiving)? My magical ability to eat a bowl of alphabet soup and then puke up the vowels and consonants separately.

Eating alphabet soup is like having someone put their words in your mouth!