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This lady from a dating site asked "what makes me happy" on the phone and
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i told her listening to jazz, fall season, and spending time with family
The next day I bought some JELLO from the supermarket which was cherry flavor with pineapple inside. I text her a pic of the jello on 11/10 and said "this is what really makes me happy"
Haven't heard from her since that day. Was she really turned off by that???
Marion Morrison
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Shoulda told her "When I'm with a girl and she tells me "When you get ready, I want your to stick it down my
throat.""
Damn, did she ruin me?
throat.""
Damn, did she ruin me?
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i told her listening to jazz, fall season, and spending time with family
The next day I bought some JELLO from the supermarket which was cherry flavor with pineapple inside. I text her a pic of the jello on 11/10 and said "this is what really makes me happy"
Haven't heard from her since that day. Was she really turned off by that???
In dating code, saying that you like red jello means that you want to eat her pussy while she's menstruating.
Are you a vampire?
No just a tall black guy who likes jello
I can't take it... I have to aski told her listening to jazz, fall season, and spending time with family
The next day I bought some JELLO from the supermarket which was cherry flavor with pineapple inside. I text her a pic of the jello on 11/10 and said "this is what really makes me happy"
Haven't heard from her since that day. Was she really turned off by that???
In dating code, saying that you like red jello means that you want to eat her pussy while she's menstruating.
Are you a vampire?
No just a tall black guy who likes jello
Dude... Are you getting laid out there or not?.... I give you an 'A' for effort regardless
-Geaux
fbj
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I can't take it... I have to aski told her listening to jazz, fall season, and spending time with family
The next day I bought some JELLO from the supermarket which was cherry flavor with pineapple inside. I text her a pic of the jello on 11/10 and said "this is what really makes me happy"
Haven't heard from her since that day. Was she really turned off by that???
In dating code, saying that you like red jello means that you want to eat her pussy while she's menstruating.
Are you a vampire?
No just a tall black guy who likes jello
Dude... Are you getting laid out there or not?.... I give you an 'A' for effort regardless
-Geaux
I have not since I am recovering being in the hospital. I can do other stuff like eating ice cream off a lady's ass cheeks
in the hospital?....did she eat the jello off your ass cheek and get carried away?....I can't take it... I have to aski told her listening to jazz, fall season, and spending time with family
The next day I bought some JELLO from the supermarket which was cherry flavor with pineapple inside. I text her a pic of the jello on 11/10 and said "this is what really makes me happy"
Haven't heard from her since that day. Was she really turned off by that???
In dating code, saying that you like red jello means that you want to eat her pussy while she's menstruating.
Are you a vampire?
No just a tall black guy who likes jello
Dude... Are you getting laid out there or not?.... I give you an 'A' for effort regardless
-Geaux
I have not since I am recovering being in the hospital. I can do other stuff like eating ice cream off a lady's ass cheeks
fbj
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in the hospital?....did she eat the jello off your ass cheek and get carried away?....I can't take it... I have to aski told her listening to jazz, fall season, and spending time with family
The next day I bought some JELLO from the supermarket which was cherry flavor with pineapple inside. I text her a pic of the jello on 11/10 and said "this is what really makes me happy"
Haven't heard from her since that day. Was she really turned off by that???
In dating code, saying that you like red jello means that you want to eat her pussy while she's menstruating.
Are you a vampire?
No just a tall black guy who likes jello
Dude... Are you getting laid out there or not?.... I give you an 'A' for effort regardless
-Geaux
I have not since I am recovering being in the hospital. I can do other stuff like eating ice cream off a lady's ass cheeks
Since I have come home from hospital, I don't have the energy yet to have sex. I can do extended foreplay like her sitting on my face or me sucking cupcake icing off her titties
No offense.... but I thought black guys did not particularly like 'going down'... eating the snatch...... hair pie etc..in the hospital?....did she eat the jello off your ass cheek and get carried away?....I can't take it... I have to ask
In dating code, saying that you like red jello means that you want to eat her pussy while she's menstruating.
Are you a vampire?
No just a tall black guy who likes jello
Dude... Are you getting laid out there or not?.... I give you an 'A' for effort regardless
-Geaux
I have not since I am recovering being in the hospital. I can do other stuff like eating ice cream off a lady's ass cheeks
Since I have come home from hospital, I don't have the energy yet to have sex. I can do extended foreplay like her sitting on my face or me sucking cupcake icing off her titties
Glad to see you enjoying the finer taste of life
Carry on
-Geaux
fbj
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No offense.... but I thought black guys did not particularly like 'going down'... eating the snatch...... hair pie etc..in the hospital?....did she eat the jello off your ass cheek and get carried away?....I can't take it... I have to askNo just a tall black guy who likes jello
Dude... Are you getting laid out there or not?.... I give you an 'A' for effort regardless
-Geaux
I have not since I am recovering being in the hospital. I can do other stuff like eating ice cream off a lady's ass cheeks
Since I have come home from hospital, I don't have the energy yet to have sex. I can do extended foreplay like her sitting on my face or me sucking cupcake icing off her titties
Glad to see you enjoying the finer taste of life
Carry on
-Geaux
why did u think that?
I guess I'm just old...No offense.... but I thought black guys did not particularly like 'going down'... eating the snatch...... hair pie etc..in the hospital?....did she eat the jello off your ass cheek and get carried away?....I can't take it... I have to ask
Dude... Are you getting laid out there or not?.... I give you an 'A' for effort regardless
-Geaux
I have not since I am recovering being in the hospital. I can do other stuff like eating ice cream off a lady's ass cheeks
Since I have come home from hospital, I don't have the energy yet to have sex. I can do extended foreplay like her sitting on my face or me sucking cupcake icing off her titties
Glad to see you enjoying the finer taste of life
Carry on
-Geaux
why did u think that?
-Geaux
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I guess I'm just old...No offense.... but I thought black guys did not particularly like 'going down'... eating the snatch...... hair pie etc..in the hospital?....did she eat the jello off your ass cheek and get carried away?....I have not since I am recovering being in the hospital. I can do other stuff like eating ice cream off a lady's ass cheeks
Since I have come home from hospital, I don't have the energy yet to have sex. I can do extended foreplay like her sitting on my face or me sucking cupcake icing off her titties
Glad to see you enjoying the finer taste of life
Carry on
-Geaux
why did u think that?
-Geaux
Or from a different area..it's largely like that here, too.
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i told her listening to jazz, fall season, and spending time with family
The next day I bought some JELLO from the supermarket which was cherry flavor with pineapple inside. I text her a pic of the jello on 11/10 and said "this is what really makes me happy"
Haven't heard from her since that day. Was she really turned off by that???
What makes you happy is ALWAYS....HER. You are such a loser.
we had just met
So.
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Usually on the dating sites, there are many more men than women. It may be that she moved on to another guy she was more interested in.
He failed the test question, "what makes you happy." Women are looking for emotionally healthy men.
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...practicing giving my girlfriend full body massages with happy ending and calling her, honey bunches of O's.
fbj
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Usually on the dating sites, there are many more men than women. It may be that she moved on to another guy she was more interested in.
He failed the test question, "what makes you happy." Women are looking for emotionally healthy men.
So an example of how I could have answered is what?
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Usually on the dating sites, there are many more men than women. It may be that she moved on to another guy she was more interested in.
He failed the test question, "what makes you happy." Women are looking for emotionally healthy men.
So an example of how I could have answered is what?
Talking with you.
fbj
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Usually on the dating sites, there are many more men than women. It may be that she moved on to another guy she was more interested in.
He failed the test question, "what makes you happy." Women are looking for emotionally healthy men.
So an example of how I could have answered is what?
Talking with you.
Maybe I should have said......."Having the tip of my dick licked"
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Usually on the dating sites, there are many more men than women. It may be that she moved on to another guy she was more interested in.
He failed the test question, "what makes you happy." Women are looking for emotionally healthy men.
So an example of how I could have answered is what?
Talking with you.
Maybe I should have said......."Having the tip of my dick licked"
Maybe I should have said......."Having the tip of my dick licked"
Practicing your tRump misogyny?
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i told her listening to jazz, fall season, and spending time with family
Haven't heard from her since that day. Was she really turned off by that???
You should have just said doggy style, man. Better chance you would have heard back from her by now.
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