This is why beaches are open in Jacksonville and not Miami

[Blaine Sweeter]

LOL! Explained!!!!!

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

LOL! Explained!!!!!

I really thought this was going to be a NSFW post.
But this is hysterical.

We drink Natural Light???LOL...
Make America Stupid Again....y'all.

 

[Blaine Sweeter]

LOL! Explained!!!!!

I really thought this was going to be a NSFW post.
But this is hysterical.

We drink Natural Light???LOL...
Make America Stupid Again....y'all.

It's all those Mexicans down in Miami drinking Corona beer that is causing all this!
Alert the COVID-19 Task Force!
Get Vice President Pence on the line!
Send the National Guard to Miami and confiscate all that Corona beer!!!

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[Blaine Sweeter]

I bet she's a Trump fan, too.

 

[Mr Natural]

She's joking.


Right?

 

[Desperado]

Because the Miami Mayor is a wannabe dictator and does not like to be usurped by the Governor

 

[Rambunctious]

She must have known all of you libtards would fall for her skit.....

 

[Blaine Sweeter]

She's joking.


Right?

No. She's not kidding. There's a reason it's called Flori-DUH.

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[Rambunctious]

I wasn't commenting on Moderator actions I just have a good idea of where to put this....but I'll keep it to myself....

 

[Meathead]

Well, Jacksonville ain't no NYC. That much is true.

 

[Sunni Man]

Sounds perfectly logical to me. ...

 

[Auld Phart]

Well, Jacksonville ain't no NYC. That much is true.

Well, Jacksonville ain't no NYC.

Only during the cold part of the winter

 

[Blaine Sweeter]

She must have known all of you libtards would fall for her skit.....

I have a friend in south Texas who told me two weeks ago that Corona was on sale, liquor stores practically giving it away.
No she's serious.
She's probably a Trump fan, too.


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[Erinwltr]

Good call. It is hilarious.

 

[Erinwltr]

She's joking.


Right?

Has to be. Loses the accent about half way through. Laughed my ass off.

 

[Joe Farmer]

LOL! Explained!!!!!

This is why I love Florida!

 

[DrLove]

LOL! Explained!!!!!

I hope like hell that this is satire, and that this woman is just really funny. PLEASE God?

 

[Likkmee]

Xsepshinnalistical ! UF grad, no doubt

 

[Ava]

I bet she's a Trump fan, too.

We'll take 'er!

 

[Innocynioc]

I understand that she is going to be Biden's running mate.