This is the definition of a "stupid ass waitress"

[Arlette]

I have lunch with my mom today and when we arrived at the diner me and my mom hadnt even sat down good yet and taken off our jackets and this dumb botch is at the table saying.......CAN I START YOU OFF WITH SOME DRINKS? I wanted to say so bad............"BITCH CAN I TAKE OFF MY FUCKING JACKET BEFORE U ASK ME WHAT I WANT TO DRINK? I was turned off instantly

Ain't you the guy who came here once crying because your coworker wore Crocs?

 

[yidnar]

Which Denny's did you go to?

I like Denny's ! they've got a great burger ! seriously they do !

 

[fbj]

Which Denny's did you go to?

It wasnt no damm dennys

 

[fbj]

Some people sit down and just leave their jackets on.
Some people have eaten there before and already know what drinks they have.
Sometimes waitresses come along and see new people without knowing they just got there 2 seconds ago.
There is a special section in the back of the diner where waitresses are mind-readers.

It feels like I am being rushed. And then when she comes back with the drinks are u ready to order instead of.....Do u need a few more mins?

 

[Arlette]

It feels like I am being rushed. And then when she comes back with the drinks are u ready to order instead of.....Do u need a few more mins?

Of course you were rushed. You smell like anchovies.

 

[toobfreak]

It feels like I am being rushed.

Dude, it is OK, you are in control. If you are not ready just say so! A lot better than having to wait 10 minutes looking for her. She is just trying to give you good service while waiting on ten other tables. I don't get the problem.

 

[airplanemechanic]

This is the definition of a stupid ass thread starter.

 

[rightwinger]

I walk into a restaurant and am immediately offered a drink?

 

[Ava]

I have lunch with my mom today and when we arrived at the diner me and my mom hadnt even sat down good yet and taken off our jackets and this dumb botch is at the table saying.......CAN I START YOU OFF WITH SOME DRINKS? I wanted to say so bad............"BITCH CAN I TAKE OFF MY FUCKING JACKET BEFORE U ASK ME WHAT I WANT TO DRINK? I was turned off instantly

I see most of the responses here are not with you on this BUT I AM. I would have felt the very same way as you.

 

[otto105]

I have lunch with my mom today and when we arrived at the diner me and my mom hadnt even sat down good yet and taken off our jackets and this dumb botch is at the table saying.......CAN I START YOU OFF WITH SOME DRINKS? I wanted to say so bad............"BITCH CAN I TAKE OFF MY FUCKING JACKET BEFORE U ASK ME WHAT I WANT TO DRINK? I was turned off instantly

Sit yer ass down and git your water old fuckup with maw.

You’re at a Waffle House.

 

[otto105]

My mom and I


Wow, bad day. I mean, it isn't like you couldn't have simply asked her to come back in 5 minutes, or just said yes, picked out a drink and ordered it so that by the time you got your jacket off, she was back with your drink!

Just how hard is it to say Jack and water for maw.

Geezsus

 

[hjmick]

I have lunch with my mom today and when we arrived at the diner me and my mom hadnt even sat down good yet and taken off our jackets and this dumb botch is at the table saying.......CAN I START YOU OFF WITH SOME DRINKS? I wanted to say so bad............"BITCH CAN I TAKE OFF MY FUCKING JACKET BEFORE U ASK ME WHAT I WANT TO DRINK? I was turned off instantly

The only bitch in this story is you. Relax, your waitress works harder in one hour than you do all day. And to top it all off, she has to deal with asshole incels like you who get bent when asked if the want a beverage.

 

[Seymour Flops]

If this “fjb” login is a parody, it’s a good one.

If not, the waitress’ time is money and she had no way to know you’d need ten minutes to mumble “coke? Sprite? Sweet tea? Bud Lite?” before you ordered.

 

[Arlette]

He took his mother to a cheap diner and expects service as if he's sitting in the Russian Tea Room.

 

[The Duke]

I have lunch with my mom today and when we arrived at the diner me and my mom hadnt even sat down good yet and taken off our jackets and this dumb botch is at the table saying.......CAN I START YOU OFF WITH SOME DRINKS? I wanted to say so bad............"BITCH CAN I TAKE OFF MY FUCKING JACKET BEFORE U ASK ME WHAT I WANT TO DRINK? I was turned off instantly

Hopefully you wait twenty minutes next time. That's plenty of time to remove your jacket.
I couldn't deal with those major problems that you have. It's just too much!

First world problems.

 

[rightwinger]

I don’t care if I am in a parking lot and a waitress comes out and asks what I want to drink

 

[Z99]

It feels like I am being rushed. And then when she comes back with the drinks are u ready to order instead of.....Do u need a few more mins?

Do you believe in Jesus?

 

[Z99]

I see most of the responses here are not with you on this BUT I AM. I would have felt the very same way as you.

 

[Z99]

Dude, it is OK, you are in control. If you are not ready just say so! A lot better than having to wait 10 minutes looking for her. She is just trying to give you good service while waiting on ten other tables. I don't get the problem.

I'm THRILLED when a server is ready to take my drink-order when sitting down!

 

[Mortis]

The waitress probably looked like a "used napkin that has been sitting on the table for awhile".

Meaning, she probably on break, and they were short staffed. So, she was on break, and had to serve you on her break. She just wanted to get it over with and return to her break.