This is the definition of a "stupid ass waitress"

[braalian]

I didnt look at the menu yet

Most people don’t really need to look at the menu to know they want a coke or an iced tea or something.

It’s not like the selection of drinks varies wildly from diner to diner.

 

[braalian]

It feels like I am being rushed. And then when she comes back with the drinks are u ready to order instead of.....Do u need a few more mins?

Isn’t asking “are you ready to order” vs “do you need a few more minutes” just two ways of asking the exact same thing?

 

[braalian]

I have lunch with my mom today and when we arrived at the diner me and my mom hadnt even sat down good yet and taken off our jackets and this dumb botch is at the table saying.......CAN I START YOU OFF WITH SOME DRINKS? I wanted to say so bad............"BITCH CAN I TAKE OFF MY FUCKING JACKET BEFORE U ASK ME WHAT I WANT TO DRINK? I was turned off instantly

Going out to lunch with you must be a real treat for your mom….

 

[Freedomisneverfree]

OP: The only stupid ass is you.

 

[The Duke]

I have lunch with my mom today and when we arrived at the diner me and my mom hadnt even sat down good yet and taken off our jackets and this dumb botch is at the table saying.......CAN I START YOU OFF WITH SOME DRINKS? I wanted to say so bad............"BITCH CAN I TAKE OFF MY FUCKING JACKET BEFORE U ASK ME WHAT I WANT TO DRINK? I was turned off instantly

Alright, fbj brotherman.
Calm down. You can assert yourself calmly and make your point nicely.
All you have to do is say "I'd like to settle in from the cold for a minute and look at the options, thank you."
^
No idea where that came from.
That might would be the right thing to do, but I'm stupid sometimes.
Zero guarantees I'd do that if feelin' ornery.