This is the definition of a "stupid ass waitress"

[fbj]

I have lunch with my mom today and when we arrived at the diner me and my mom hadnt even sat down good yet and taken off our jackets and this dumb botch is at the table saying.......CAN I START YOU OFF WITH SOME DRINKS? I wanted to say so bad............"BITCH CAN I TAKE OFF MY FUCKING JACKET BEFORE U ASK ME WHAT I WANT TO DRINK? I was turned off instantly

 

[airplanemechanic]

A waitress who immediately takes your drink order.

What an awful person.

Don't take out your football frustrations on your waitress. The cowgirls suck, no matter what this waitress did.

 

[The Duke]

I have lunch with my mom today and when we arrived at the diner me and my mom hadnt even sat down good yet and taken off our jackets and this dumb botch is at the table saying.......CAN I START YOU OFF WITH SOME DRINKS? I wanted to say so bad............"BITCH CAN I TAKE OFF MY FUCKING JACKET BEFORE U ASK ME WHAT I WANT TO DRINK? I was turned off instantly

You gotta dial it back a notch, brah.

 

[toobfreak]

I have lunch with my mom today and when we arrived at the diner me and my mom

My mom and I

hadnt even sat down good yet and taken off our jackets and this dumb botch is at the table saying.......CAN I START YOU OFF WITH SOME DRINKS? I wanted to say so bad............"BITCH CAN I TAKE OFF MY FUCKING JACKET BEFORE U ASK ME WHAT I WANT TO DRINK? I was turned off instantly

Wow, bad day. I mean, it isn't like you couldn't have simply asked her to come back in 5 minutes, or just said yes, picked out a drink and ordered it so that by the time you got your jacket off, she was back with your drink!

 

[Woodznutz]

My ex was a waitress that always found a way to start a fight with the cooks. Not a good idea.

 

[fbj]

A waitress who immediately takes your drink order.

What an awful person.

Don't take out your football frustrations on your waitress. The cowgirls suck, no matter what this waitress did.

I want to be able to sit the fuck down and get comfortable and look at the fucking menu to SEE WHAT DRINKS THEY HAVE

 

[fbj]

You gotta dial it back a notch, brah.

I didnt look at the menu yet

 

[d0gbreath]

I have lunch with my mom today and when we arrived at the diner me and my mom hadnt even sat down good yet and taken off our jackets and this dumb botch is at the table saying.......CAN I START YOU OFF WITH SOME DRINKS? I wanted to say so bad............"BITCH CAN I TAKE OFF MY FUCKING JACKET BEFORE U ASK ME WHAT I WANT TO DRINK? I was turned off instantly

Hopefully you wait twenty minutes next time. That's plenty of time to remove your jacket.
I couldn't deal with those major problems that you have. It's just too much!

 

[Arlette]

I have lunch with my mom today and when we arrived at the diner me and my mom hadnt even sat down good yet and taken off our jackets and this dumb botch is at the table saying.......CAN I START YOU OFF WITH SOME DRINKS? I wanted to say so bad............"BITCH CAN I TAKE OFF MY FUCKING JACKET BEFORE U ASK ME WHAT I WANT TO DRINK? I was turned off instantly

^^ overstimulated asshole

 

[Z99]

I have lunch with my mom today and when we arrived at the diner me and my mom hadnt even sat down good yet and taken off our jackets and this dumb botch is at the table saying.......CAN I START YOU OFF WITH SOME DRINKS? I wanted to say so bad............"BITCH CAN I TAKE OFF MY FUCKING JACKET BEFORE U ASK ME WHAT I WANT TO DRINK? I was turned off instantly

Relax, Francis.

 

[airplanemechanic]

I didnt look at the menu yet

Well then ask her what drinks they have. Don't call her "stupid" because your old ass takes too long to sit down and take your coat off.

 

[fbj]

Well then ask her what drinks they have. Don't call her "stupid" because your old ass takes too long to sit down and take your coat off.

I dont want to feel like I am being rushed

 

[rightwinger]

A waitress who immediately takes your drink order.

What an awful person.

Don't take out your football frustrations on your waitress. The cowgirls suck, no matter what this waitress did.

I love a waitress who is on the ball

 

[theHawk]

I want to be able to sit the fuck down and get comfortable and look at the fucking menu to SEE WHAT DRINKS THEY HAVE

Usually people know what they want to drink without looking at a menu. Unless you’re at some special drink bar like a tiki bar.

 

[Crepitus]

I have lunch with my mom today and when we arrived at the diner me and my mom hadnt even sat down good yet and taken off our jackets and this dumb botch is at the table saying.......CAN I START YOU OFF WITH SOME DRINKS? I wanted to say so bad............"BITCH CAN I TAKE OFF MY FUCKING JACKET BEFORE U ASK ME WHAT I WANT TO DRINK? I was turned off instantly

Oh. My. GHOD!!

An attentive an polite waitress?

How did you ever survive!?!??

 

[Moonglow]

I have lunch with my mom today and when we arrived at the diner me and my mom hadnt even sat down good yet and taken off our jackets and this dumb botch is at the table saying.......CAN I START YOU OFF WITH SOME DRINKS? I wanted to say so bad............"BITCH CAN I TAKE OFF MY FUCKING JACKET BEFORE U ASK ME WHAT I WANT TO DRINK? I was turned off instantly

Have you always been a prick?

 

[Moonglow]

I love a waitress who is on the ball

a unicycle is better.

 

[Freedomisneverfree]

You sound unstable. Just tell her politely to give you a few minutes. She sounds on the ball to me, a quick responsive server.

 

[Moonglow]

Which Denny's did you go to?

 

[toobfreak]

Well then ask her what drinks they have. Don't call her "stupid" because your old ass takes too long to sit down and take your coat off.

Some people sit down and just leave their jackets on.
Some people have eaten there before and already know what drinks they have.
Sometimes waitresses come along and see new people without knowing they just got there 2 seconds ago.
There is a special section in the back of the diner where waitresses are mind-readers.