Therapy For Rejected Politicans

[Madeline]

Are you an ego maniacial sociopath used to having lobbyists kiss your ass 24/7? If you'll be out of office in January, adapting to life as a Mere Mortal won't be easy. Buy my 12 CD series on "Alternative Routes To Excessive, Unreasonable And Illegal Power Over The Lives Of Others For The Former Office Holder" for only $1,999.00 and I'll throw in access to a free mutual support web site.

If you are a former Speaker of The House, I'll "discount" the price to $2,001.99.