Johnney Senior Member Dec 9, 2003 4,330 143 48 IOWA Aug 5, 2004 #1 1. MONICA LEWINSKI 2. O. J. SIMPSON 3. TED KENNEDY 4. BILL CLINTON WHY, YOU ASK? well . . . 1. MONICA IS A HOOKER. 2. O. J. IS A SLICER. 3. TED CAN'T DRIVE OVER WATER, and . . . . 4. BILL CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH HOLE HE PLAYED LAST.
1. MONICA LEWINSKI 2. O. J. SIMPSON 3. TED KENNEDY 4. BILL CLINTON WHY, YOU ASK? well . . . 1. MONICA IS A HOOKER. 2. O. J. IS A SLICER. 3. TED CAN'T DRIVE OVER WATER, and . . . . 4. BILL CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH HOLE HE PLAYED LAST.