the worst foursome in golf

[Johnney]

1. MONICA LEWINSKI

2. O. J. SIMPSON

3. TED KENNEDY

4. BILL CLINTON

WHY, YOU ASK?

well . . .

1. MONICA IS A HOOKER.

2. O. J. IS A SLICER.

3. TED CAN'T DRIVE OVER WATER, and . . . .

4. BILL CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH HOLE HE PLAYED LAST.